Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 5/23, 3:07 CT

[USAFChief]

 

Schoop was deeking him!

Who...was deeking him?

[ScrapTheNickname]

La Tortuga is at risk of becoming La Asterisk if this continues.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Who...was deeking him?

Yes, Who.

Edited May 23, 2019 by ScrapTheNickname

[ashbury]

Who...was deeking him?

Our team has become much classier this season. It's now Whom.

[Aggies7]

Beautiful sequence right there

[USAFChief]

 

Yes, Who.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Our team has become much classier this season. It's now Whom.

I. literally. chuckled. out. loud.

[ashbury]

 

I don't care who they are. That's funny.

[Aggies7]

I don’t believe in jinxes so I’m just going to say it: the focus now needs to be on how the twins can avoid playing the Yankees in the alds

[USAFChief]

 

I don’t believe in jinxes so I’m just going to say it: the focus now needs to be on how the twins can avoid playing the Yankees in the alds

Lose 27 of the next 30. That'd do it.

[Aggies7]

Lose 27 of the next 30. That'd do it.

Yes, but I was looking at more positive ways to do it.

[ashbury]

I don’t believe in jinxes so I’m just going to say it: the focus now needs to be on how the twins can avoid playing the Yankees in the alds

Careful, it's bad luck to jinx us.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Lose 27 of the next 30. That'd do it.

[mickeymental]

brewers moved to the national league.

[LaBombo]

 

I don’t believe in jinxes so I’m just going to say it: the focus now needs to be on how the twins can avoid playing the Yankees in the alds

 

Oh, no no no no. This year the Twins won't be stuck with playing the Yankees. This is the season the Yankees are stuck with playing the Twins.

 

[USAFChief]

 

Yes, but I was looking at more positive ways to do it.

Bring on the blankety blanking Yankees. The road to the WS goes through Target Field.

[LaBombo]

 

brewers moved to the national league.

 

Actually the American League moved while the Brewers were sleeping off a bender, and didn't leave them the new address.

Edited May 23, 2019 by LaBombo

[USAFChief]

 

brewers moved to the national league.

Allies win World War II.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Allies win World War II.

WHAT?! THEN WHY AM I STILL MAKING BULLETS IN THE BUBBLEGUM FACTORY?

[LaBombo]

 

Careful, it's bad luck to jinx us.

 

 

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Allies win World War II.

Cow rescued from well.

[Aggies7]

Oh, no no no no. This year the Twins won't be stuck with playing the Yankees. This is the season the Yankees are stuck with playing the Twins.

 

Oh you guys and your dreams

[ScrapTheNickname]

re Pujols: What an ignominious end to a first ballot hall of fame career. As our dear leader would tweet: sad.

Edited May 23, 2019 by ScrapTheNickname

[Aggies7]

I never in my life envisioned seeing the twins hit this many home runs

[ScrapTheNickname]

Twins are now on pace for 492 home runs!

[ashbury]

SANO !!!! ^2

[Aggies7]

re Pujols: What an ignominious end to a first ballot hall of fame career. As our dear leader would tweet: sad.

It’s sad, honestly. Angels like throwing big money at fading stars

[USAFChief]

Another 5 HR game for the Twins.

 

yawn.

[Aggies7]

Hahaha cmon

[mrtwinsfan]

OMG WOW