Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 5/23, 3:07 CT

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

 

My sweet youngest daughter detailed me to watch the chicken and make sure it doesn't burn. I guess she forgot that burned chicken was my specialty.

"The Last Detail" is a great movie.

Now who and when gave La Tortuga his name?

[MVP Nick Punto]

One of his great regrets was that he wasn't big enough to play football for Princeton. I just never realized he was that small.

Maybe he should've tried baseball. His strike zone would have been tiiiny.

[MVP Nick Punto]

"The Last Detail" is a great movie.

Now who and when gave La Tortuga his name?

Captain Jack Sparrow

[Brandon]

The Twins number 8 hitter today is on pace for around 30-35 HRs.

[ashbury]

"The Last Detail" is a great movie.

Now who and when gave La Tortuga his name?

Splinter. Circa 1984.

[operation mindcrime]

I did, and she asked for a draft pick in return

And You should've asked her to get a friend to join you in a threesome!!!!

[jokin]

 

I do think there are more bad teams in baseball this year than is normal. Wait until we get to the Central, oh my.

 

The Classic Lake will be a cakewalk by comparison.

[ashbury]

Maybe he should've tried baseball. His strike zone would have been tiiiny.

 

F Scott Gaedel at bat.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Perez laboring

And he has banded together with his fellow laborers to overthrow the bourgeoisie

[ashbury]

And he has banded together with his fellow laborers to overthrow the bourgeoisie

Peter clicks dis-Like, just for the uncomfortable similarity:

[drock2190]

This Angels announcer leaves a bit to be desired...

 

Keeps repeating "The ball was chased and missed."

 

Meanwhile the ball was straight down the pipe. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Are we there yet?

[yarnivek1972]

Three true outcome player.

[USAFChief]

Two consecutive scoreless innings. I knew they were bound to regress, but man, this badly?

[ashbury]

Are we there yet?

We're somewhere.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Dick just said Harmon Killebrew was never shifted. He was shifted all the time!!!!

[yarnivek1972]

Looks like best case scenario for Perez is five and fly.

[ScrapTheNickname]

re: "The Killebrew Shift."

 

https://twinstrivia.com/2019/04/16/killebrew-didnt-let-shift-bother-him/

[Aggies7]

Sort of concerned about the recent struggles the starters have had to just get through 5

[sampleSizeOfOne]

We're somewhere.

"It's good to be somewhere, and here is where we now are best."

[Aggies7]

Polanco looked to second for some reason

[MVP Nick Punto]

Polanco looked to second for some reason

He thought he saw a silver dollar over there

[ashbury]

Polanco looked to second for some reason

Not a major league SS play, not really a major league SS throw either.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Polanco is making us rethink about what his bobble-head might look like.

[wavedog]

There is an example of the shift working - although Polanco almost booted his 2nd straight ball

[Nine of twelve]

 

Dick just said Harmon Killebrew was never shifted. He was shifted all the time!!!!

He was shifted frequently, probably more than any other batter back then.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Not a major league SS play, not a major league SS throw either.

But close, very close.

[USAFChief]

 

Polanco looked to second for some reason

Who...was he looking for?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

[ashbury]

Who...was he looking for?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

What was he looking for.

 

And I don't care who I am, either.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Who...was he looking for?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

Schoop was deeking him!