Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 5/23, 3:07 CT

[MVP Nick Punto]

Ray's up 3-0 on the Tribe

[ashbury]

Huh?

No no, he's the umpire.

[MVP Nick Punto]

I liked the squirrel better

[Diesel]

Ray's up 3-0 on the Tribe

I feel so bad for Cleveland fans. What a waste of talent on that roster.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Historic season unfolding before our eyes?

[John Kelsey]

 

I feel so bad for Cleveland fans. What a waste of talent on that roster.

 

Put me firmly in the contingent that does not. 

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

 

I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!

COL

[USAFChief]

 

Put me firmly in the contingent that does not. 

Concur.

[MVP Nick Punto]

I feel so bad for Cleveland fans. What a waste of talent on that roster.

You know, not that I wish them I'll, but everyone else in the AL Central can go ofor the rest of the season, as far as I'm concerned

[jkcarew]

Looks like yet another year where we don’t generate many save opportunities

[Aggies7]

Can we just fast forward to late October/early November when I make my first ever trip to Minnesota for the parade?

[USAFChief]

 

Looks like yet another year where we don’t generate many save opportunities

winner.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Can we just fast forward to late October/early November when I make my first ever trip to Minnesota for the parade?

You've never been to MN? How is it that you became a Twins fan?

[LaBombo]

 

I liked the squirrel better

 

Squirrel's agent is much tougher than Kutcher's on use of his likeness without permission. My computer was hijacked and my 3D printer started making a tiny acorn IED just seconds after I posted his picture.

[Aggies7]

You've never been to MN? How is it that you became a Twins fan?

I’ve never been. My dad grew up in the 60s/70s and became a vikings fan, and then I guess he just picked the twins. And I followed suit.

[ashbury]

You've never been to MN? How is it that you became a Twins fan?

I've never been to Ally Bank, but they seem to honor my checks. Like MN, they may or may not exist, but in the end it doesn't really matter.

[wabene]

This is a totally different kind of Twins related SMH than I'm used to

[MVP Nick Punto]

Squirrel's agent is much tougher than Kutcher's on use of his likeness without permission. My computer was hijacked and my 3D printer started making a tiny acorn IED just seconds after I posted his picture.

You load your 3D printer with explosive material? Could it have been primed remotely as well?

[LaBombo]

 

Looks like yet another year where we don’t generate many save opportunities

 

Between that and no FRE, people might have to look elsewhere for their suspense and anxiety...

 

[USAFChief]

 

I've never been to Ally Bank, but they seem to honor my checks. Like MN, they may or may not exist, but in the end it doesn't really matter.

I've never been on a date with Faye Dunaway, but I'm a fan.

[John Kelsey]

#8

[Aggies7]

My god

[ashbury]

Fun With Numbers (Game Thread edition): Three of the nine Twins in the starting lineup are o-fer, but two of them have either a run or an RBI. Only Marwin has had a truly empty day.

[Aggies7]

Why is this happening

[USAFChief]

 

Looks like yet another year where we don’t generate many save opportunities

This needs more likes, people.

 

This is ******* fantastic.

[ashbury]

ROSARIO !!!!

[ScrapTheNickname]

The English language has run out of words to describe the Minnesota Twins in 2019!

[Aggies7]

The major league record for a single game is 10 set by the 87 blue jays

[Blake]

 

CRON !!!!

6 names short.

[Diesel]

You know, not that I wish them I'll, but everyone else in the AL Central can go ofor the rest of the season, as far as I'm concerned

I just hate to see owner ineptitude ruin a team so quickly. It just makes me sad when there may be more teams out of contention for playoff spots than not by the end of July.