cmoss84

Funny how there’s been nothing but crickets since my last post. Also, I was told in my post by numerous people to worry about this year…not the offseason. Immediately following, there were a million off season topics. Used to love conversations on this site. Not so much anymore. Bummer.

The pitchforks came out and I was told to enjoy this year when I brought up Twins baseball after this season...be careful what you write about!

Best hair: Dozier, Keaschall, or Jenkins?

So…what happens when we have 4 gold glove catchers hitting 20+ bombs? Can we use 2 at a time??

Sorry. This won’t help much. Just wanted to say walleye is my favorite fish. It makes me happy. They? anyway…walleye is nice. Eat some for me and share your results!

Here are some of my "trades." I know...it is insane to cash in on damaged goods while they can still bring back a nice return...and to not wait for Ryan to lose value. If you are easily offended or feel as though looking ahead is cheating on your '26 Twins, read something else! #1 Pablo Lopez to NYM for Jefferson Rojas (MLB #76) and Mark Vientos #2 Joe Ryan and Henry Mendez to SF for Luis Hernandez (MLB #27) and Ramon Marquez (MLB #99) #3 Victor Caratini to NYY for Pico Kohn (NYY #17) I did mess up on my Jeffers contract. Wanted to compare it to Contreras, which I believe is 17.5 AAV. I'd be fine with 2/35 or 3/50. If we want Keaschall, Culpepper, Clemens, Lee (and Houston) playing at the same time, they will have to "play out of position," or make themselves really good at multiple positions. Lineup might look something like this: Keaschall (2B) Jenkins (CF) Culpepper (SS) Buxton (RF) Bell (DH) Jeffers (C) Clemens (1B) Lee (3B) ERod (LF) Bench: Olivar/Lewis/Houston/Vientos

Barrel full of monkeys are we? I’m very much enjoying this season. I even went to a Saints game when I was back in MN recently. Saw my boy Culpepper right before his promotion. quite sorry for insulting everyone by looking forward 4 months. Y’all take care.

C: Jeffers/Olivar/Diaw (we need Jeffers another 1-2 years...give him 2/20) DH: Bell/Wallner/Sabato (1 more year) 1B: Lewis/Clemens 2B: Clemens/Keaschall SS: Culpepper/Houston 3B: Lee/Houston LF: E-Rod CF: Jenkins/Keaschall RF: Buxton AAA OF DEPTH: Mendez/Gonzalez/Ross Utilities: Keaschall/Houston/Clemens NO MAS: Larnach (not worth the $) Caratini (trade him if possible) Kreidler (best wishes) Martin/Roden (best wishes) ROTATION: (1) Taj (2) Bubic (3/45) (3) Mize (3/45) (4) Prielipp (5) Kremer (2/15) (6) Zebby In the wings: Abel/Rojas/Quick NO MAS: Lopez and Ryan (traded. pitching and power bat prospects) Ober (best wishes) BULLPEN: Gomez Abreu (2/25) Phillips (2/15) Morris Funderburk Rojas NO MAS: Hoffman/Minter/Rogers (although I wouldn't mind signing Minter instead of Phillips)

Over basically a full mlb season, Mr. Walker has very impressive and unique numbers. 100ribs and runs. Fills up entire stat sheet. Tait will be hitting 25+ HRs annually soon. Wherever he plays.

Tait is legit. Thrilled to have him. Won't be long everyone.

At least, in the midst of this dumpster fire, we will give plenty of opportunities to AAAA players for 6 weeks. Your MN Twins are humanitarians through and through.

Falsetto is a master at reverse psychology. Just when we think he won't play our prospects, he actually has already penciled 10 of them on the '26 mlb roster.

Is it AROID??? Does he have enough gummies for everyone???

I mean...that ball JUMPS off his bat. Going to trust the scouting on this one. A lot of frustration on here, but this cat might be pretty good.

The great Twinkie purge of '25. Reminds me of Egon holding a twinkle talking about the dangers of crossing the streams. It needed to happen. But it can go anywhere from here.