Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 4/23@6:10pm CT

[Winston Smith]

 

What would it take for someone on this roster to go nuclear in the dugout after this half inning? Or at any point in this series? How can professionals take so much humiliation?

Professional humilitarians?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

How many more losses until these game threads become pure toxicity?

 

I know I'm doing my part

 

You and me, bro. I was in one sour mood, and that was before the game even started

 

Calling all happy people, calling all happy people

[Aggies7]

On the positive side, it hit 70 degrees today

[twinssporto]

 

Don’t worry, like clockwork a few of the regulars will be by to scold us and assure us things aren’t so bad after all

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Oh yeah, who won the punchline contest?

 

I liked the band one.

 

They have a high "hit single" bar to meet.

[Aggies7]

Maybe we can ask for our parole?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

You and me, bro. I was in one sour mood, and that was before the game even started

 

Calling all happy people, calling all happy people

Who ya callin' happy?

[kusko_andy]

A four-game trip to Yankee Stadium after a sweep in Tampa.  Not what the doctor ordered. 

 

Seriously, the snow outs earlier this month kind of derailed some of the early season promise.

[USAFChief]

I’m on a whiskey diet. So far I’ve lost three days.

[Mike Sixel]

I just deleted four posts, in an attempt not to post negative thoughts....

[Mike Sixel]

A four-game trip to Yankee Stadium after a sweep in Tampa. Not what the doctor ordered.

 

Seriously, the snow outs earlier this month kind of derailed some of the early season promise.

I'd argue it is a talent issue, not the snow

[Aggies7]

YES just showed dozier doing a Rubik’s cube in a minute 36. Maybe we should challenge the yanks to something like that

[David HK]

Well.  Just got to work, and checked out the score....

 

Started about as well as all Twins games against that evil empire.

 

Well, back to vocabulary lessons, then, without being distracted.  Or even hopeful.

 

Bit of a pessimist, I guess, eh?

 

NO!  I ain't givin' up!  Come on, boys!  MOIDER DEM YANKS!!!  Moider 'em, I tell ya's....!

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I’m on a whiskey diet. So far I’ve lost three days.

Just so long as ya still got yer whiskey.

 

That stuff is not to be wasted...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

On the positive side, it hit 70 degrees today

In hell, it was Edited April 24, 2018 by Hosken Bombo Disco

[Aggies7]

Stanton beats the shift. Can’t make this up

[LaBombo]

 

YES just showed dozier doing a Rubik’s cube in a minute 36. Maybe we should challenge the yanks to something like that

[twinssporto]

 

I just deleted four posts, in an attempt not to post negative thoughts....

You're doing great!  

 

Awesome job!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Stanton beats the shift. Can’t make this up

then, Mauer and Stanton had a nice laugh about it

[wsnydes]

Yeah except the whole value in return part

There is that part, yes.

[Riverbrian]

 

A four-game trip to Yankee Stadium after a sweep in Tampa.  Not what the doctor ordered. 

 

Seriously, the snow outs earlier this month kind of derailed some of the early season promise.

 

It's a marathon... not a sprint. We are just fueling up for the incredible push that is going to knock our socks off. 

[twinssporto]

 

I’m on a whiskey diet. So far I’ve lost three days.

If you don't remember what happened the night before it didn't happen.

[Craig Arko]

“What really cheers me up...? Crowing over the misery of others. It doesn't always work, but it never completely fails." - Christopher Hitchens

[Aggies7]

then, Mauer and Stanton had a nice laugh about it

Probably about how the Yankees acquired him for a dozen batting donuts and a bag of sunflower seeds

Edited April 24, 2018 by Aggies7

[IndianaTwin]

 

Misery loves company.

Plus, I have nachos!

 

You know that nachos are horrible for your health, right? 

 

I'm not talking about the cheese. I'm just saying that the next time you go back to the kitchen for more, you're going to get met by several TD moderators with crowbars.

 

Now knock it off, and stop at Taco Bell on the way home tomorrow evening.  

[Aggies7]

Wow strikes out the side

[LaBombo]

Nice recovery by Over Easy. Should be able to go six now unless he's on a pitch limit below 140.

[tbhysgb]

Now let's see some life from the batters.

[USAFChief]

Sano puts up some awful PAs.

[BoofBonser]

 

I just deleted four posts, in an attempt not to post negative thoughts....

You have more self-control than me