Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 4/23@6:10pm CT

[wsnydes]

You know that nachos are horrible for your health, right?

 

I'm not talking about the cheese. I'm just saying that the next time you go back to the kitchen for more, you're going to get met by several TD moderators with crowbars.

 

Now knock it off, and stop at Taco Bell on the way home tomorrow evening.

I'll use my empty Scotch bottle as a defense. I'll go down swinging just like my favorite squad.

 

Also, I'd rather starve than eat Taco Bell.

[Huddy]

 

Sano puts up some awful PAs.

Is his production worth watching him strike out 250+ times a year?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

And with that, Miguel Sano sets a Major League record for career check-swing strikeouts, even though he's only 24

[Aggies7]

Sano puts up some awful PAs.

But did you see that Eddie swing on strike 2?

[twinssporto]

I have the Game Thread intro tomorrow night.  Any popular topics you want covered?  Please note: I will not post anything about politics, apricots or tennis.  All other topics are fair game.

 

For what it's worth.  I am considering turning the intro into a drinking game thread if we keep playing like this.    

[LaBombo]

 

It's a marathon... not a sprint. We are just fueling up for the incredible push that is going to knock our socks off. 

 

"Great... now we've gotta surrender our socks!"

 

Edited April 24, 2018 by LaBombo

[Aggies7]

Edward didn’t swing at a single pitch in the strike zone that entire at bat

[USAFChief]

The worst part is, Tanaka is terrible. A good hitting team will light him up.

[ewen21]

 

Kepler is one of the few dudes I like right now on this team.

Tough to find anyone deserving of praise

[Aggies7]

Every single at bat that inning was awful. Zero redeeming qualities about any of them.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

The other team is laughing at us. Great.

[Aggies7]

The other team is laughing at us. Great.

So add 25 more to the rest of the people watching this game?

[Riverbrian]

 

I have the Game Thread intro tomorrow night.  Any popular topics you want covered?  Please note: I will not post anything about politics, apricots or tennis.  All other topics are fair game.

 

For what it's worth.  I am considering turning the intro into a drinking game thread if we keep playing like this.    

 

Innovative ideas in the evolution of office space? 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Seriously.

What the hell is it about this team and this city.

[wsnydes]

I have the Game Thread intro tomorrow night. Any popular topics you want covered? Please note: I will not post anything about politics, apricots or tennis. All other topics are fair game.

 

For what it's worth. I am considering turning the intro into a drinking game thread if we keep playing like this.

So you're saying I'll need more Scotch for tomorrow?

 

Even more than I would normally need anyway.

Edited April 24, 2018 by wsnydes

[LaBombo]

The ESPN broadcast crew sounds like the two just slightly loaded guys you hear talking to each at the gate who you pray you don't sit next to on the plane.

[Riverbrian]

 

The worst part is, Tanaka is terrible. A good hitting team will light him up.

 

The Twins scouting report is throw outside of the zone. 

[Danchat]

 

The worst part is, Tanaka is terrible. A good hitting team will light him up.

So far this season he has been... but you wouldn't be able to tell against us.

[LaBombo]

 

So add 25 more to the rest of the people watching this game?

 

Oooh, I know this one! A hundred and thirty!

Edited April 24, 2018 by LaBombo

[Aggies7]

Seriously.

What the hell is it about this team and this city.

Welp, the only redeeming point for me is that the team hasn’t played well since the White Sox game, and I doubt they were very much afraid of the couple hundred in Tampa. This poopiness started well before tonight

[twinssporto]

This should be our Game Thread mascot tonight:

 

[LaBombo]

 

Tough to find anyone deserving of praise

 

The equipment guy has the batting helmets shined up pretty nice.

[BoofBonser]

Wolves are looking mighty competitive again tonight... love it!

[Riverbrian]

 

This should be our Game Thread mascot tonight:

 

 

We will have Chief wear it. 

 

The costume could be easily produced. The Rain Cloud that Follows him will take some serious engineering work. 

 

 

[Aggies7]

can odo give us FIVE WHOLE INNINGS?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

At this point the Yankees are wasting at bats, swinging out of their shoes at every good pitch.

[wsnydes]

can odo give us FIVE WHOLE INNINGS?

Somebody is playing with fire. and people here think I'm a jinx...

[LaBombo]

 

can odo give us FIVE WHOLE INNINGS?

 

[Riverbrian]

LaMarre knows how to get on base!!! 

[twinssporto]

LaMarre!  Let's rally!!