Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 3/29@2:05pm CT

[Squirrel]

 

Odorizzi....

Best thing since sliced bread?

Discuss.

I'm seeing jinxes all over the place here ... knock it off ...

[PseudoSABR]

 

Did sliced bread come before or after sliced bacon?

Not sliced bacon sounds inedible.

[FunnyPenguin]

Yep, Buxton still crushing those put away breaking balls

[Vanimal46]

Lay off the curves Buxton.

[Mike Sixel]

Let me know if Buxton ever figures out the breaking ball.....

[Doubles]

Ugh, ugly AB for Buck.

 

Seems like when he struggles he is almost always behind in the count 0-2 / 1-2.  

[Craig Arko]

 

It’s unfathomable that mlb extra innings still doesn’t broadcast all the games in HD

Maybe they don't give a flip.

[Vanimal46]

Not sliced bacon sounds inedible.

Or a challenge my dog would certainly be willing to try.

[Squirrel]

 

 

Not sure.... Chief, a little help?

You should go see the movie 'Early Man' ... that question was answered in that movie.

[USAFChief]

 

Not sure.... Chief, a little help?

nope.

[Craig Arko]

 

Let me know if Buxton ever figures out the breaking ball.....

Bats are afraid...

[Jerr]

 

Did sliced bread come before or after sliced bacon?

WAIT...wasn't bacon always sliced???????

[Aggies7]

Maybe they don't give a flip.

They should for what they charge for the service

[Jham]

We better score some runs here. My doctor told me I can't drink for 3 months.

[James]

 

We better score some runs here. My doctor told me I can't drink for 3 months.

You should find a new doctor.

[Doubles]

 

Not sliced bacon sounds inedible.

Unsliced bacon is called pork belly, and it is glorious.  

 

In retrospect, I do prefer it with some level of slicing.  Carry on, as you were.

[Aggies7]

Today is the first day above 50 degrees in my neck of the woods since March 1. And with baseball on tv, it really feels like spring

[Craig Arko]

That's why Joe shouldn't swing at the first pitch.

Edited March 29, 2018 by Craig Arko

[Mike Sixel]

 

Unsliced bacon is called pork belly, and it is glorious.  

 

In retrospect, I do prefer it with some level of slicing.  Carry on, as you were.

 

Agreed, my favorite "unhealthy" food....LOVE PORK BELLY.

[Blake]

 

Unsliced bacon is called pork belly, and it is glorious.  

 

In retrospect, I do prefer it with some level of slicing.  Carry on, as you were.

Toss it on the smoker for a couple hours....mmmm

 

Okay, maybe more than a couple of hours, but still..

Edited March 29, 2018 by Blake

[ashbury]

nope.

Huh?

 

_{^{/ been saving that one since earlier in the thread...}}

[jimbo92107]

Good news on Mauer, and I'm serious: He ground out to the SS, just on his side of second. That means he didn't ground out to 2B, which means he's learning to hit the ball back up the middle, which means he's going to mash more line drives up the middle, which means his average will be over .300 this season. 

 

All that from one swing, yes.

[Vanimal46]

You should find a new doctor.

He didn't see the best doctor...

[USAFChief]

 

Good news on Mauer, and I'm serious: He ground out to the SS, just on his side of second. That means he didn't ground out to 2B, which means he's learning to hit the ball back up the middle, which means he's going to mash more line drives up the middle, which means his average will be over .300 this season. 

 

All that from one swing, yes.

LOL

 

He got jammed.  on a first pitch.  He almost got hit on the left knuckles.

 

 

[Craig Arko]

 

Huh?

 

_{^{/ been saving that one since earlier in the thread...}}

Waaaa???

[Mill1634]

Joe is pissed he didn't get the Gold Glove

[Blake]

Great play by Mauer.

[jimbo92107]

 

LOL

 

He got jammed.  on a first pitch.  He almost got hit on the left knuckles.

Okay, admittedly I wasn't watching, but I heard the call on the radio!

[Vanimal46]

Dick with the Captain Obvious quote of the day discussing Machado.

 

"The Yankees have money. More than the Orioles apparently..."

[Craig Arko]

I don't blame them for pitching around Machado.