Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 3/29@2:05pm CT

[USAFChief]

We needed two more stolen bases from Buxton.  

 

Take the handcuffs off, Molitor!!

[jimbo92107]

Two quibbles with MLB TV: When I move the mouse, there is NO reason for the top and bottom of the picture to go dark gradient. Fancy, yet irritating. Second, the audio broadcast is about one second behind the video broadcast. Also irritating. Grr. 

 

How does a pie-rate show he's irate? Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar!

[Doubles]

Cowboy Joe is such a turd.

[USAFChief]

 

Striking out on a checked swing is, to me, worse than striking out looking.

Nope, they both counted the same.

[Mike Sixel]

Switched gameday to Espanol, let's see if that changes the Twins' luck.

[nicksaviking]

 

 

 

 

 

My current view.

 

 

Your clock on the wall is two hours off.

[Blake]

 

Two quibbles with MLB TV: When I move the mouse, there is NO reason for the top and bottom of the picture to go dark gradient. Fancy, yet irritating. Second, the audio broadcast is about one second behind the video broadcast. Also irritating. Grr. 

 

How does a pie-rate show he's irate? Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar!

Someone stole Chief's joke book.

[Mike Sixel]

Lotsa Bola Mala so far...

[Blake]

 

Your desk it too organized.

Compared to what? A junkyard?

[Doubles]

Sweet HoF humblebrag, BERT.

[ashbury]

Switched gameday to Espanol, let's see if that changes the Twins' luck.

Buena suerte, amigo.

[yarnivek1972]

Little low there.

[Doubles]

Shout-out to Craig Gentry for going with Hendrix' version of "All Along the Watchtower" for his walk-up jam.

[Mike Sixel]

 

Buena suerte, amigo.

 

I knew two of those words! Now I know three (though I'll likely forget soon).

[Mill1634]

Hildy getting loose

[yarnivek1972]

KKKKKK

[Danchat]

Odorizzi is mowing these guys down with that chin-high pitch. Good show thus far.

[James]

 

Cowboy Joe is such a turd.

Are you trying to say the crowd isn't there to see him?

[Mill1634]

End of Jake's day?

[ashbury]

Five good innings is probably enough. The pitch count is high enough (not so much due to strikeouts, but the excessive 3-ball counts).

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Sweet HoF humblebrag, BERT.

 

He's gotta do something now that the circling pen has filed a restraining order.

[Mike Sixel]

James Shields proving "opening day starter" shouldn't mean anything for any voting, or recognition or anything....

[Blake]

What is: Pitching duel, Twins, opening day.

 

And the answer is: Name three things Twins fans have not seen happen at the same time on opening day in a long time.

[Mill1634]

Classic Joe

[yarnivek1972]

Odorizzi hasn’t gotten Machado yet. So, I’m guessing Molitor will try someone else. There’s a string of righties coming.

[Aggies7]

Joe is good

[mickeymental]

ohtani batting 1.000.

[yarnivek1972]

Bunt here, right?

[Blake]

Nice pitching wedge into right, Mr. Mauer.

[Aggies7]

Good lord too bad sano is 437 pounds