Game Thread: Twins at Rangers, 4/26@7:05pm CT

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Very tough "naked steak" crowd here tonight   

 

We like our steak like we like our.... 

 

probably shouldn't say it...

[bighat]

Dang it, Duffey - you had him there, why throw it away? 

[Aggies7]

On an 0-2 pitch.

[LaBombo]

C'mon, Duff!

 

[diehardtwinsfan]

at least Duff isn't afraid to pitch inside...

[diehardtwinsfan]

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge

[D. Hocking]

 

Rough night in The Neighborhood...

 

http://wisconsingazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/images-wigout-040716-MisterRogers.jpg

 

 

I remember the episode when King Friday beheaded Meow Meow Kitty because he was caught eating steak with ketchup on it.  I think they took that episode out of the repeat rotation due to criticism it was too violent for pre-schoolers.

[bighat]

Verrrry shaky pitching tonight from the troops.  Santiago, Rogers, Duffey - poor effort!

[Aggies7]

C'mon, Duff!

 

I prefer this one

[bighat]

Wheels status:  OFF

[LaBombo]

[Riverbrian]

May 6th -- Rocket Raccoon Bobblehead?

 

Why Not a Craig Breslow Bobblehead? 

 

 

 

 

[BoofBonser]

Gross

[Aggies7]

Looks like the three game win streak will have to wait for some other time

[wavedog]

Well, it was nice while it lasted.

[Aggies7]

Our penchant for scoring in one or two innings per game is not the recipe for success

[70charger]

Bullpen implosion: commence.

[jimbo92107]

In the famous Greek tragedy Oedipus Rex, the protagonist gouges out his own eyes after watching a couple relief pitchers implode. This situation is roughly similar. 

[Jerr]

I found a non-ketchup user:

 

 

https://i.imgflip.com/1jodfc.jpg

 

 

[Aggies7]

What the hell was that

[Mike Sixel]

Less than ideal inning there...

[Twinsbar107]

 

Less than ideal inning there...

That is the PG way to put it. 

[Riverbrian]

Duffey -- His curve looks terrible. Hanging with very little bite. 

[LaBombo]

This inning explains all that barking from down the street...

 

http://i.imgur.com/57HJL8u.gif

[D. Hocking]

 

In the famous Greek tragedy Oedipus Rex, the protagonist gouges out his own eyes after watching a couple relief pitchers implode. This situation is roughly similar. 

 

Chief saw the opening performance, so he would know.

[Aggies7]

Boy, the twins sure do know how to take momentum and just frog splash it from the top turnbuckle

[LaBombo]

 

 

Duffey -- His curve looks terrible. Hanging with very little bite. 

 

On the bright side, it had pretty good bounce to it though...

[Jerr]

 

I remember the episode when King Friday beheaded Meow Meow Kitty because he was caught eating steak with ketchup on it.  I think they took that episode out of the repeat rotation due to criticism it was too violent for pre-schoolers.

Those were the days w/o "trigger warnings".......

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

What the hell was that

 

I believe it's called Twins Baseball.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Negativity flows like watered down ketchup.

You just unscrew the cover and out it pours.

We may still win this game. We may.