Game Thread: Twins at Rangers, 4/26@7:05pm CT

[LaBombo]

 

Boy, the twins sure do know how to take momentum and just frog splash it from the top turnbuckle

 

I simultaneously have no idea what that means and complete confidence that it explains the game perfectly.

[D. Hocking]

 

Those were the days w/o "trigger warnings".......

 

They seemed much less worried about emotional (or physical) injury back then.

 

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4731/3161/1600/901114/jarts.jpg'

 

 

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[70charger]

 

Boy, the twins sure do know how to take momentum and just frog splash it from the top turnbuckle

 

I have absolutely no idea what that means, but yeah.

[John Kelsey]

Garver for Gimenez, please. 

[LaBombo]

 

Negativity flows like watered down ketchup.

You just unscrew the cover and out it pours.

We may still win this game. We may.

 

Duffey's curveball cries.

 

Is it a haiku now?

[Comrade Bork]

Bullpen, splosion! The comforting glow of familiarity.

[Aggies7]

I simultaneously have no idea what that means and complete confidence that it explains the game perfectly.

Momentum is on the canvas and here comes the bullpen!

[Mike Sixel]

Garver for Gimenez, please.

Need to wait for Garver to be at least 28...

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Is it a haiku now?

Haiku shmeiku

[LaBombo]

 

 

They seemed much less worried about emotional (or physical) injury back then.

 

 

 

 

http://www.antiques.com/vendor_item_images/ori__439773837_1121571_Wood_Burning_Kit_B4988.jpg

 

Marketing changed it to "Wood Burning Set" after disappointing sales with its original name, "Burning Finger Smell Maker".

[Jerr]

Ok, here comes the Rangers bullpen!!!!!

[Comrade Bork]

They seemed much less worried about emotional (or physical) injury back then.

 

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4731/3161/1600/901114/jarts.jpg'

 

 

http://www.antiques.com/vendor_item_images/ori__439773837_1121571_Wood_Burning_Kit_B4988.jpg

Hey now, I made it through my college days without losing an eye to slider jarts... Not supporting it (poor jim) but damn it's fun.

[John Kelsey]

Buxton OPS over .400......progress!!!!

[LaBombo]

 

 

Momentum is on the canvas and here comes the bullpen!

 

That's perfect! And Duffey's hop-along curve ball is the dive-bombing mullet.

[D. Hocking]

 

Hey now, I made it through my college days without losing an eye to slider jarts... Not supporting it (poor jim) but damn it's fun.

 

College (Alcohol) and Jarts has potential for some interesting outcomes.

[LaBombo]

Pace of the game should really pick up now over the course of the next half dozen pitching changes...

[LaBombo]

w000t! Twins add to their AL-leading hit batter total!!!

[70charger]

 

w000t! Twins add to their AL-leading hit batter total!!!

 

I guess look out, Sano?

[Riverbrian]

 

They seemed much less worried about emotional (or physical) injury back then.

 

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4731/3161/1600/901114/jarts.jpg'

 

 

http://www.antiques.com/vendor_item_images/ori__439773837_1121571_Wood_Burning_Kit_B4988.jpg

 

By a vote of 304 to 51... Congress voted to Ban the sale of lawn darts in 1988. 

 

 

 

 

 

[drock2190]

Why is Breslow out there?

[BoofBonser]

Chargois is obviously better than Breslow, so is Hildenberger, so are about 5 other relievers in our system... so why is he here?

[Jerr]

 

College (Alcohol) and Jarts has potential for some interesting outcomes.

Jarts, I was trying to recall that name. My Dad loved it and we played with others for hours and no injuries ever  

[LaBombo]

 

I guess look out, Sano?

 

He's an easier target than our diminutive DH tonight...

[Guest]

Part of me thinks there will be games like this, so don't worry about it, but another part of me is concerned that two of the few pitchers to come through the Twins' system didn't get it done, and the only others are Gibson and Tonkin.

[LaBombo]

'Sano swipe erases Odor'

[Danchat]

Why do the Rangers keep trying to steal 3rd base? It's not working.

[Blake]

 

"trigger warning"......."There's One for Everyone" in your typical Game Thread   

If there's only one, we're slipping.

[LaBombo]

 

 

Jarts, I was trying to recall that name. My Dad loved it and we played with others for hours and no injuries ever  

 

I take it that at your house, the kids didn't have to take turns being "it".

[Jerr]

 

I take it that at your house, the kids didn't have to take turns being "it".

And trophies??? ALWAYS were earned and not just for showing up lol lol

[LaBombo]

 

Why is Breslow out there?

 

Senior Discount Night?