GAME THREAD: Twins vs. No One. @ 8:00pm/Hypothetical Time

[twinssporto]

 

 

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Our first night without a Game Thread.  Thought a few of you would appreciate a little something to help the pain of the off season...Just a little humor.

 

Tonights lineup:

 

Twins:  Nobody

Visitors:  Nobody

 

Game Thread participants:  Numerous.

 

Great job this year ladies and gentleman!  Already looking forward to next year.  We're gonna win the series!

 

Vegas odds say 2500:1.....Bet the ranch, house and wrist watch!

 

Time to play guess how many wins and losses in 2017.  ESPN does it every year.  No reason we can't too.  We are better than those guys anyway.  We make our picks before the hot stove season is complete.  We are a fan base that mocks traditional journalism.

 

My guess:  Twins W/L record in 2017:  88 wins and 74 losses

 

Go Twins!

[Craig Arko]

Vikings doing well.

 

I'll go with a more modest 78-84, but showing signs of life.

[nicksaviking]

52-110.

 

We're guessing Sano's HR and RBI total right?

[diehardtwinsfan]

Hey, were 0-0... .Undefeated, right?

[GCTF]

I'm having trouble locating the Molitor has been fired thread. 

[twinssporto]

 

I'm having trouble locating the Molitor has been fired thread. 

Totally understand.  That topic typically comes up on the Game Thread replies before page one ends (discussion about lineups usually starts it). You were post #5 so still on track.  So, you were saying about Molitor? 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

RIP Sir Neville Marriner...

 

Golly gee whiz, why can't we have nice things?

 

I suppose it can only get better from here?

[USAFChief]

Dude, fake PM me first to volunteer. You can't just put up a fake game thread on a whim.

 

Well, you can, but you get the drift.

[Mike Sixel]

Today, in case you don't go to that thread.....today is national taco day, national vodka day, and national golf lover's day....how are your celebrating?

[Squirrel]

 

Today, in case you don't go to that thread.....today is national taco day, national vodka day, and national golf lover's day....how are your celebrating?

Drunkenly stumbling, as I've had too much vodka, with my putter in hand, not sure why, but I've had too much vodka, looking for the corner taco trucks. Happily they aren't banished, yet, and hopefully never will be. Taco truck tacos are THE BEST!

[Jerr]

I need Twins baseball and the threads that go with them ( usually threads were better this last year) .

As to what day to celebrate????? I'm going with National Vodka Day and I could care less what country, has it for a celebration       I will partake in it!!!!!

[nicksaviking]

 

Today, in case you don't go to that thread.....today is national taco day, national vodka day, and national golf lover's day....how are your celebrating?

 

All things great. Though golfing and tacos don't always go together.

[Jerr]

Circus Boy score update: Twins 0 and the other team 0, nobody on base, no hits and not one inning as of now.

Need to check the start time.......

 

No start time! 

 

Weird....................

 

[Craig Arko]

 

Circus Boy score update: Twins 0 and the other team 0, nobody on base, no hits and not one inning as of now.

Need to check the start time.......

 

No start time! 

 

Weird....................

 

Drink.

[scottz]

Did we win yet?

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Today, in case you don't go to that thread.....today is national taco day, national vodka day, and national golf lover's day....how are your celebrating?

 

Might I recommend a new Vodka to try:

 

Smirnoff - Kissed by Carmel.  No need to mix with anything.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Did we win yet?

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...

[Mike Sixel]

I like these a lot:

 

https://www.france44.com/aviv-613-vodka

 

http://www.dryflydistilling.com/

 

[GCTF]

 

Today, in case you don't go to that thread.....today is national taco day, national vodka day, and national golf lover's day....how are your celebrating?

Eating a burrito, tossin' back a shot of rye and putting my clubs away for the winter.

[GCTF]

 

Did we win yet?

Of course not.

[Craig Arko]

Of course not.

Just gotta bunt the runner over.

[Platoon]

Dude, fake PM me first to volunteer. You can't just put up a fake game thread on a whim.

Well, you can, but you get the drift.

I wish we had fake likes! . <<<<<<. That was a fake smiley face!

[goulik]

Gotta keep the win streak alive. We're still at two...

[Mike Sixel]

They have NOT LOST IN DAYS!

 

So awesome.

[Craig Arko]

They have NOT LOST IN DAYS!

 

So awesome.

Next up: the pennant.

[Mike Sixel]

This one?

 

https://www.pencollectorsofamerica.com/

 

Or this one?

 

http://plymouthgin.com/cocktails/the-pennant/

 

 

[gocgo]

I love the fact that we, as Twins fans, have not lost our sense of humor.  In the old days, I remember getting snarky with White Sox fans who would crash a game thread just to poke the pig.  I think this year, if they had invaded a thread and told us that our team sucked, I think we'd have just rolled with it....yeah...so?...what's your point?

 

As they say - winning teaches you how to celebrate, but losing teaches you how to survive.

[ashbury]

This one?

 

https://www.pencollectorsofamerica.com/

 

Or this one?

 

http://plymouthgin.com/cocktails/the-pennant/

[gocgo]

 

Why not both?  After all, we are fans of the Twins.

[Jerr]

 

Why not both?  After all, we are fans of the Twins.

THEY ARE TWINS????? Learn new stuff every time I come here!

(me it was and always will be the younger of those twins, Mary Ann)