Game Thread: Twins at Astros, 5/3/16 @ 7:10 PM CT

[Aggies7]

I just can't believe how Houston is a team of such wild swingers. I wouldn't be surprised at all if the Twins finish ahead of them in the standings.

Wild swingers? Sounds hot.

[Don Walcott]

Was that the most predictable strikeout of Rosario, ever?

[E. Andrew]

Anyone else think McHugh and Dozier look like brothers?

[DiscGolfer]

Sac bunt time?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Santana's on!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sac bunt time?

Didn't know you could sacrifice with 2 out...

 

Santana's on second!

[LaBombo]

 

Milone just pitched a 3 run inning... so he should be pulled, right?

 

Ugh. I feel like this game is dragging on... it's only the end of the 4th inning....

 

' I'm stuck in Twinky prison,   this game keeps draggin' on,

 

and I still just can't believe...http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Johnny-Cash-um10.jpg 

that they brought in Milone'

 

 

 

[DiscGolfer]

 

Didn't know you could sacrifice with 2 out...

Santana's on second!

It's a bold strategy but I think the Twins would try it.

[Riverbrian]

I'm catching up and on page 10.

 

I get the frustration... I get frustrated. But... No More personal attacks or I'm handing out vacations.

 

With that said... I love you All

 

Be Nice 

[Aggies7]

I'm catching up and on page 10.

 

I get the frustration... I get frustrated. But... No More personal attacks or I'm handing out vacations.

 

With that said... I love you All

 

Be Nice

 

I could certainly use a vacation.

[David HK]

This friggin' guy...   Work that gum, wash it down with a cuppa Mead...

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Is a hitting a Texas Leaguer in Texas considered taunting?

 

Dozier drove in Santana with one... 6-3 and counting.

[DiscGolfer]

 

I'm catching up and on page 10.

 

I get the frustration... I get frustrated. But... No More personal attacks or I'm handing out vacations.

 

With that said... I love you All

 

Be Nice 

I keep trying to get vacations like that at work but it never seems to happen

[sampleSizeOfOne]

It's a bold strategy but I think the Twins would try it.

Like that?

[David HK]

Well, Cubs won and Yanks lost, so it's not all bad.  Off to class, ne'er to return to this cluster-mess today.  Thanks, Molly.

[Hrbowski]

 

It's a bold strategy but I think the Twins would try it.

Winning?

[Aggies7]

A rare joe gets fooled (this year)

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'm catching up and on page 10.

 

...

 

Be Nice

Hope both you and the Twins catch up before the game ends...

[LaBombo]

 

Well, Cubs won and Yanks lost, so it's not all bad.  Off to class, ne'er to return to this cluster-mess today.  Thanks, Molly.

 

Thanks for watching,  David!    If you're beset by adversity today,   just ask yourself,  'What would Molly's eyebrows do?'    And remember,  if there's a test question you don't know,  you can't bring in Milone in relief.    We already used him today.     GO TWINS!

 

Best Wishes,

 

Paul Molitor

 

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/mlb/components/events/all_star/y2015/franchise_four/images/player_photos/mil_molitor_200.png

 

 

[DiscGolfer]

Milone 1 time through the lineup now, hook better be pretty short.

[DiscGolfer]

C'mon, can't catch a break.

[Danchat]

Did Sano just get caught trying to extend another hit?

[Ultima Ratio]

Dumb, but why is that being scored a single?  He made it safely into second and then stepped off the bag.

[LaBombo]

 

I could certainly use a vacation.

 

Me too.    Milone in for Meyer was like getting worked by a T1000.

 

http://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2013/12/vacation.jpg

[amjgt]

No. Barely popped up out of his slide while the tag was still on

[Bark's Lounge]

 

And now the twins will roll over like I wish all my girlfriends had

In all due respect Aggie7. Women do post on this site and in these threads. I can be PC, but I try not to be on certain things. I think your post is sexist and disrespectful to our equal counterparts. I'm sure it was a joke, but we need to take in mind the feelings and integrity and respect of the better gender.

[LaBombo]

 

No. Barely popped up out of his slide while the tag was still on

 

Star Trib headline in a couple of days:   'Sano tears ACL during pregame sliding drill'.

[formerly33]

 

In all due respect Aggie7. Women do post on this site and in these threads. I can be PC, but I try not to be on certain things. I think your post is sexist and disrespectful to our equal counterparts. I'm sure it was a joke, but we need to take in mind the feelings and integrity and respect of the better gender.

I was going to tell him to remember the immature 13 yr old.

[Danchat]

As always, Park waits until the bases are empty to hit a HR.

[Primetime82]

Why is Plouffe ahead of Park in the lineup? Plouffe went 1 for 8 with a couple k's in A ball and Parks been Hot?