Opening Day: Twins (Ryan) vs Orioles (Rodgers); 3/26/26, 2:05 pm CDT

[mrtwinsfan]

God at bat Luke ,  im wondering what Lewis thinks batting 8th  -  time for him to figure it out 

[Vanimal46]

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I watch the Twins on company time 

[KirbyDome89]

Great AB by Keaschall. 

Brutal outside of that

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

So we got a dog recently, and for some reason Mrs Chief has been trying to teach him to dance.

I gotta say, I don’t like her chances. That dog has two left feet.

Name Lefty?

[C-Gangster]

Just now, Vanimal46 said:

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I watch the Twins on company time 

Relatable 

[Tlaker]

9 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

ANYONE SEE Oneil Cruz  today ??   

Brutal …..sunglasses might have helped! But not the kind that just sits on the bill of the cap and never used 🤷‍♂️

[USAFChief]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

Name Lefty?

We call him Mae Dupp.

[Danchat]

9 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

I don’t see a single loss on the schedule if I’m being honest 

I also don't see a win, they haven't finished any games yet! 

[stringer bell]

First pitch--95. I think higher than any pitch he threw in the spring.

[C-Gangster]

Just now, USAFChief said:

We call him Mae Dupp.

Awsome! Cute name

[ashbury]

20 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

I am unsure which reaction this should get.....

Treat it as bar banter and decide.  😁

[Aggies7]

What’s the Easter bunny’s favorite mixed drink?

[ziggy]

Brewers Misiorowski  has 7 strikeouts in 3 innings.

[Patzky]

Solid inning from TJRE

[Over The Hill Again]

Great sequence to Alonso 

[C-Gangster]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

What’s the Easter bunny’s favorite mixed drink?

Anything to help with the twins season.. assuming he's a twins fan.

[ashbury]

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

So we got a dog recently, and for some reason Mrs Chief has been trying to teach him to dance.

I gotta say, I don’t like her chances. That dog has two left feet.

Find out whether the problem is genetic - check his Paw.

[Patzky]

5 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

God at bat Luke ,  im wondering what Lewis thinks batting 8th  -  time for him to figure it out 

He'll get to see a lot of pitches... From the dugout. Gosh I hope he's watching. 

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, Over The Hill Again said:

Great sequence to Alonso 

The curveball has yielded outs.

[Vanimal46]

1 minute ago, Patzky said:

Solid inning from TJRE

I’ve seen enough. Order the bronze to make a statue of him outside Target Field 

[Patzky]

Let's go Matty Ice 

[Patzky]

Just now, Vanimal46 said:

I’ve seen enough. Order the bronze to make a statue of him outside Target Field 

What's the Ober/Funder

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

What’s the Easter bunny’s favorite mixed drink?

Egg nog?

[Jerr]

All right here we go!!!

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Egg nog?

A Carrotini

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Find out whether the problem is genetic - check his Paw.

Y'know, we all laughed when you said you wanted to be a comedian. Well nobody's laughing now, my friend. 

[Patzky]

Cmon new old guys.

[Aggies7]

I’m going to start tapping my head when my girlfriend is wrong during an argument, think that will go well for me?

[Vanimal46]

Fun with Numbers: 2026

Ryan Jeffers on pace to bat 1.000 with 644 singles 

[USAFChief]

Wallner's 1.000 OBP dur for regression.