Opening Day: Twins (Ryan) vs Orioles (Rodgers); 3/26/26, 2:05 pm CDT

[Patzky]

Woof. Why we ABS 

[C-Gangster]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

I’m going to start tapping my head when my girlfriend is wrong during an argument, think that will go well for me?

No, no I dont

[ashbury]

13 minutes ago, C-Gangster said:

I'll bet you a 1000 bucks keeschall hits a home run

We could use more Byron Buxtons on the roster but a thousand of them might be overkill.

[C-Gangster]

Just now, C-Gangster said:

No, no I dont

No offense just being honest you never know with girls.

[C-Gangster]

Just now, ashbury said:

We could use more Byron Buxtons on the roster but a thousand of them might be overkill.

Either that or all get injured.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

I’m going to start tapping my head when my girlfriend is wrong during an argument, think that will go well for me?

Id be cautious. Last night she told me she hates that. 

[Patzky]

Geez Royce 😮

[C-Gangster]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Id be cautious. Last night she told me she hates that. 

Automatic red flag

[shortround81]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

I’m going to start tapping my head when my girlfriend is wrong during an argument, think that will go well for me?

On behalf of all women. yes. Try it. Often.

[Aggies7]

Royce is a ball magnet 

[Vanimal46]

Alright let’s get some runs! 

[KirbyDome89]

Why did Bell look like he was swinging a pitching wedge during that AB....

[Patzky]

Guys named Brooks do well in Charm City.

😁

[Aggies7]

Just now, shortround81 said:

On behalf of all women. yes. Try it. Often.

Yelling “let’s go to the videotape!” doesn’t work well either 

[C-Gangster]

Come on twins

[Aggies7]

Brooks had no chance. Yeesh 

[USAFChief]

Great AB, Lee

 

[Vanimal46]

Sigh… 

[Patzky]

7-2 Nats and the wind is howling IN at Wrigley.

[Mike Sixel]

2 minutes ago, KirbyDome89 said:

Why did Bell look like he was swinging a pitching wedge during that AB....

Because he's not good? 

[Blyleven2011]

Opening day ...

Is there baseball in heaven  ???

2 old guys love baseball  , they played baseball in their youth and now that they're old they just talk about baseball  ...

One friend says to the other old friend , I wonder if there is baseball in heaven , the other replies I dont know , a week later he dies and goes to heaven , he's walking around heaven with the angels and he asks the angels if there is baseball in heaven  , the angels reply , tgere is baseball in heaven  ,the old guy asks tge angels if he could go back down to earth and tell his friend there is baseball in heaven  , the angels replied that they couldn't grant his request but he could go talk with God  , he goes and speaks with God and asks his request , God replies that he normally wouldn't allow him to go to earth to see his friend and tell him there is baseball , but God was going to grant him his request but God had a message he wanted the old guy to relay to his friend ...

So the old guy goes back to earth and he runs into his excited friend  , the friend ask how heaven was and if there is baseball in heaven ...

The old friend replies I have good news and I have bad news  , the good news is , yes there is baseball in heaven , the bad news your our starting pitcher on Friday night ...

Play ball , twins opening day ...

[Vanimal46]

 

Fresh LOBsters on the menu 

[Mike Sixel]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Brooks had no chance. Yeesh 

Yup. Would have been good if the two new guys actually hit....

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, KirbyDome89 said:

Why did Bell look like he was swinging a pitching wedge during that AB....

I give up...why?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

What i miss?

[C-Gangster]

1 minute ago, Blyleven2011 said:

Opening day ...

Is there baseball in heaven  ???

2 old guys love baseball  , they played baseball in their youth and now that they're old they just talk about baseball  ...

One friend says to the other old friend , I wonder if there is baseball in heaven , the other replies I dont know , a week later he dies and goes to heaven , he's walking around heaven with the angels and he asks the angels if there is baseball in heaven  , the angels reply , tgere is baseball in heaven  ,the old guy asks tge angels if he could go back down to earth and tell his friend there is baseball in heaven  , the angels replied that they couldn't grant his request but he could go talk with God  , he goes and speaks with God and asks his request , God replies that he normally wouldn't allow him to go to earth to see his friend and tell him there is baseball , but God was going to grant him his request but God had a message he wanted the old guy to relay to his friend ...

So the old guy goes back to earth and he runs into his excited friend  , the friend ask how heaven was and if there is baseball in heaven ...

The old friend replies I have good news and I have bad news  , the good news is , yes there is baseball in heaven , the bad news your our starting pitcher on Friday night ...

Play ball , twins opening day ...

That was...... depressing 

[USAFChief]

Oh FFS. 110 and 103 games at catcher isnt any kind of excessive work load. Good lord.

Edited March 26 by USAFChief

[ziggy]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Oh FFS. 110 and 103 games T catcher isnt any kind of excessive work load. Good lord.

Salvador Perez says 'hold my beer'.

[C-Gangster]

Oh no...

[USAFChief]

Just now, ziggy said:

Salvador Perez says 'hold my beer'.

Along with 1 million other catchers throughout the history of MLB.