Opening Day: Twins (Ryan) vs Orioles (Rodgers); 3/26/26, 2:05 pm CDT

[The Great Hambino]

10 minutes ago, KirbyDome89 said:

Why did Bell look like he was swinging a pitching wedge during that AB....

Today's Hayes article says he gave up golf in the offseason to help fix his swing.

So ... making up for lost time?

[USAFChief]

There went the perfecto.

[mrtwinsfan]

9 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Great AB, Lee

 

zero Patience  and Pitchers see it  right away

[ashbury]

13 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Id be cautious. Last night she told me she hates that. 

Yeah, Mrs Ash tells me she hates it when you ... wait, I forget, how do these replies work?

[Patzky]

Curveball gets another out. 

Colton Cowser > Boof Bonser

[USAFChief]

Wallner has a 1.000 fielding percentage. 

[ashbury]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Wallner has a 1.000 fielding percentage. 

Someone needs to start the Fun With Numbers 2026 thread pronto.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, The Great Hambino said:

Today's Hayes article says he gave up golf in the offseason to help fix his swing.

So ... making up for lost time?

Common man's advice on improving your golf game...take 2 weeks off, then quit. 

[Over The Hill Again]

I’m still upset about that Lee at bat. Not competitive. I hope he gives me a reason to forget that soon. 

[Vanimal46]

Love how they had to AI generate a packed Target Field with rowdy cheering fans. 

#NoPlaceLikeHERE 

[C-Gangster]

Just now, ashbury said:

Someone needs to start the Fun With Numbers 2026 thread pronto.

I can.

[Patzky]

I just realized Laz Diaz was behind the plate and it's already the third inning.

 

ABS must be working.

[Patzky]

Bring him in Keasch

[USAFChief]

Great AB, Buck.

[USAFChief]

5 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Yeah, Mrs Ash tells me she hates it when you ... wait, I forget, how do these replies work?

Brilliant 

[Patzky]

Double steal I dare ya

[USAFChief]

Example 1 of why hits with RISP is a misleading statistic. 

[wavedog]

Well, nice to see good running by Martin and Keaschall that inning.   

[Vanimal46]

We’re so back baby! 

[mrtwinsfan]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Great AB, Buck.

[USAFChief]

I'm told RBI are meaningless. 

[Vanimal46]

Over/under 10.5 runners left on base?

[USAFChief]

6 minutes ago, Patzky said:

I just realized Laz Diaz was behind the plate and it's already the third inning.

 

ABS must be working.

I believe 1 for 1 so far. Wallner appealed a call and was correct. 

[Over The Hill Again]

Morny lost when he talked about throwing something at his brothers head 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

26 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Y'know, we all laughed when you said you wanted to be a comedian. Well nobody's laughing now, my friend. 

I am.

[USAFChief]

Just now, Vanimal46 said:

Over/under 10.5 runners left on base?

This inning?

[stringer bell]

11 minutes ago, ziggy said:

Salvador Perez says 'hold my beer'.

Salvi hasn't started 100 games at catcher in a season since 2021. 

[KirbyDome89]

1 minute ago, Vanimal46 said:

Over/under 10.5 runners left on base?

I would've hammered the under the 10.5 runners period

[The Great Hambino]

I'll take a wicked curve, hold the Mayo

[Over The Hill Again]

No Mayo please….