Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 7/24 @ 7:10pm CT - OPENING NIGHT, BABY!

[70charger]

PSA: Kepler is still on pace for infinity home runs.

[Guest]

 

Giolitto vs. Berrios: one got rattled, one didn't.

I guess. But one got crappy infield defense behind him and one didn't, as well.

[Brock Beauchamp]

LOL

[Jerr]

KEPLER!!!!!

 

[bighat]

It's the MAX KEPLER SHOW!

[Pardon My Dinger]

Schlager Meister MEISTER SCHLAGER!!!

[Nine of twelve]

Jesus Jesus H H ****ing ****ing Christ Christ.

 

And I don't care if I get a warning point.

 

 

[Diesel]

Kepler rules over Giolito AND Bauer now. Nice

[Doctor Gast]

I called it!

[Squirrel]

Lucas Giolito ... the new Trevor Bauer

[70charger]

Man, I wish scrubs like Josh Donaldson and Nelson Cruz would quit dragging Kepler down...

[Channing1964]

dang Max is Mashin

[adorduan]

 

PSA: Kepler is still on pace for infinity home runs.

and on pace to slug 4.0   

[Nine of twelve]

I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

 

Let me rephrase. 

 

Flying ****ing spaghetti monster.

 

X2.

[kydoty]

Two plate appearances in, and Kepler’s season OPS is still 5.000.

[Lucas Seehafer PT]

Max Kepler is on pace to hit 540 home runs this season

[70charger]

 

Two plate appearances in, and Kepler’s season OPS is still 5.000.

But can he take a walk?

[Killer 3]

[70charger]

 

 

Max Kepler is on pace to hit 540 home runs this season

I like my math better.

[TFRazor]

MAXpower

[Pardon My Dinger]

Holy smokes. I’m already terrified of Luis Robert.

[bighat]

This Eljoy Jimenez/Luis Robert combo is going to be a pain for years to come I fear.

[wabene]

The hot corner is in good hands!

[Mill1634]

Berrios best friend...clutch

[bighat]

C'mon Berrios. Enough of this nonsense.

[Nine of twelve]

Ha, the coaches and managers don't have to worry about covering their faces with their hands when they talk to their players.

[operation mindcrime]

Max Kepler is on pace to hit 540 home runs this season

He'll pass Ken Griffey Jr. for 7th on the all time list!

[LVTwinsfan]

That Kepler guy is pretty good

[bighat]

Berrios frankly not looking too good today.

[LVTwinsfan]

Max Kepler is on pace to hit 540 home runs this season

only sixty games 250 at the most