Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 7/24 @ 7:10pm CT - OPENING NIGHT, BABY!

[70charger]

 

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

[Squirrel]

 

 

lol! I'm not sure ... there was a genetic misfire in there somewhere!

[USAFChief]

Winner, winner, Chief's special!

I DID NOT FALL FOR THIS.

[nicksaviking]

 

Yep. Stashak.

 

To be expected. He averaged 1.6 IP per appearances his last two seasons in the minors. Did I mention that he was my adopt-a-prospect and I predicted his MLB call up uh, All Star er, Cy Young I mean HOF career before anyone else?

[howeda7]

Have the Twins clinched one of the 27 play-off spots yet? 

[Squirrel]

 

I DID NOT FALL FOR THIS.

 

lol ... 

[Squirrel]

Thanks everyone for sticking with it!!! Wooohooo ... opening night 2020 will be so memorable we'll be telling stories of what we were doing when some day ... 

 

See you tomorrow!

[tvagle]

Can they just get to why Hill isn't starting tomorrow and Rocco's comments so I don't have to listen to Lumpy and the Pizza Barn Pasta Preggo 4 more times....PLEASE!!!

[IndianaTwin]

 

We need to capitalize here!!!!!

 

 

All caps — “HERE”

Initial caps — “Here”

Take your pick. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I DID NOT FALL FOR THIS.

Perhaps that is why you are special?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I don’t wanna brag, but 6-2 putout at 1st base was on my Twingo card.

So what exactly happened here for those of us late to the game thread...

[Shaitan]

 

To be expected. He averaged 1.6 IP per appearances his last two seasons in the minors. Did I mention that he was my adopt-a-prospect and I predicted his MLB call up uh, All Star er, Cy Young I mean HOF career before anyone else?

He's on track to lead the team in SO this year.

[thuuuuney]

What a game!

 

I am incredibly sorry for not having this post up sooner it'll be all ready to go for tomorrow. I had something come up today and forgot to message the mods about it. Can't wait for tomorrow!

[tvagle]

Twins Playoff Magic Number Watch: 59

[tvagle]

 

Ninja'd but my Princeton Math has it at 59 to make the playoffs as 2nd place in the division with Losses by Motor City Kitties, Un-tidy Whiteys and the unRoyals

[nicksaviking]

 

He's on track to lead the team in SO this year.

 

He's tied with Sano actually.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

What a game!

 

I am incredibly sorry for not having this post up sooner it'll be all ready to go for tomorrow. I had something come up today and forgot to message the mods about it. Can't wait for tomorrow!

I am on the east coast: the land of tomorrow for the next 40odd minutes.

 

No worries. Stuff happens, life goes on.

 

I too was doing stuff, as i live for the pressure of coming up with last second entertainment...

[howeda7]

I guess HIll is fine and Rocco is being the MLB version of Bill Bellichick. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

I guess HIll is fine and Rocco is being the MLB version of Bill Bellichick. 

How many championships is that?

 

Those are some big shoes...

[Nine of twelve]

 

Can they just get to why Hill isn't starting tomorrow and Rocco's comments so I don't have to listen to Lumpy and the Pizza Barn Pasta Preggo 4 more times....PLEASE!!!

I went to bed before the end of the game so I only saw the Pizza Barn commercial once. And that was enough for me to be sick of it.

[Nine of twelve]

 

 

 

lol! I'm not sure ... there was a genetic misfire in there somewhere!

Uh-oh. That sounds ominous to me for some reason.

[Nine of twelve]

 

Lurch is looking good

This is a sentence I never thought I would read.