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Game Thread: Twins vs. Oakland 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CDT) 7/18/20

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David HK
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I guess Eddie got the message.   What a heroic AB.   But that was set up by Sano taking that ball four. How many times have we seen him strike out on that pitch? That was key, and good on him.

Brock Beauchamp
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In case anyone hasn’t noticed, Taylor Rogers is really good at baseball.   What he’s doing as a lefty is extraordinary.

Blake
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Today marks another day in the saga of Twins Daily game thread brilliance. Well, some call it mediocrity, but, as the author I say, "Brilliance."   The Twins got off to a decent start the second half,

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It’s been sloppy baseball for a month. I think this is the first difficult situation Baldelli has to deal with. Kumbaya May no longer been the best managerial strategy

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So I have to admit I am a bit ashamed of myself. I had a rough day at work, so I stopped off at my usual little neighborhood bar on the way home, intending to have just one. Well, one turned into 5 or 6, and I shouldn't have driven home, but I did. I carefully peeled the label off my last beer, and stuck it in my shirt pocket.

 

Sure enough, I got pulled over on the drive home from the bar. I quickly pulled the beer bottle label out of my pocket, licked it, and stuck it to my forhead.

 

The nice officer walked up to my window, and said "You were weaving, sir. Have you been drinking?"

 

I pointed to the label, and said, "No officer. I'm trying to quit. I'm on the patch."

Concur. We're all a bit ashamed of you too.

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I'm also in it for" Most raisins up a single nostril".

 

Reminds me of one of my pastor friends who went to visit an elderly parishioner. The parishioner had to go to the bathroom, and it took awhile. Not having had lunch, the pastor started to notice the bowl of raisins on the coffee table, and succumbing to temptation, picked out one to nibble on. The potty break dragged on and on, and eventually the pastor finished off the entire bowl.

 

When the parishioner came back, my friend had to confess and apologized, “I’m so sorry, but I just ate the entire bowl of raisins.”

 

“Oh, that’s no problem,” the parishioner said. “I already sucked off all the chocolate.”

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Man I really believed. I really did. Can not believe what I’m seeing before my eyes

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