Game Thread: Twins @ Detroit 4:10 PM PST (6:10 PM CST) 6/7/2019

[John Kelsey]

Here we go

[Aggies7]

Leadoff walk. Here we go baby!

[drock2190]

Parker is toast

[bighat]

Wow, Parker. Leadoff walk, seriously?

[Nine of twelve]

Is Parker really pitching? Go to 3:02 of this:

 

[jud6312]

Rocco, the safe word is pineapple.

[Aggies7]

Way too good of a pitch on 0-2

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Wow, Parker. Leadoff walk, seriously?

Would comically be better?

 

I myself like silly walks.

[gil4]

 

Not to belabor the failure to sign Kimbrel, ...oh, the hell with it, one more belabor:

 

 

Late and close with Kimbrel:

 

 

 

 

Late and close without Kimbrel:

 

So you're saying that neither option is good?

[ashbury]

 

Not to belabor the failure to sign Kimbrel, ...oh, the hell with it, one more belabor:

 

 

Late and close with Kimbrel:

 

 

 

 

Late and close without Kimbrel:

 

Luckily the moderators know that's a rabbit's foot.

[MNT1996]

Bert you know you could've easily said that after he hits into a double play?

[jud6312]

The bullpen should've been activated the second he touched the mound.

[Aggies7]

The kid yelling let’s go tigers nonstop needs a backhander

[operation mindcrime]

Gardy moved into 6th place tonight in all time ejections with 81! His career high in ejections is 8 in 2006 and matched in 2007! He now has 4 this year with 101 games to go!

[ashbury]

2017: The Matt Belisle Experience

2018: The Fernando Rodney Experience

2019: The Blake Parker Experience

 

Gotta keep the fans at the ballpark!

[Diesel]

Here we goooooooooooooo

[jud6312]

PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!

[Aggies7]

Imagine this guy on the mound on game 5 of the alds against the astros

[MNT1996]

This is getting ridiculous 

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Luckily the moderators know that's a rabbit's foot.

we do now.

[HawksNest]

Not breaking any news here, but this ball club is not winning a series in the playoffs with this current bullpen. Period. End of story.

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Imagine this guy on the mound on game 5 of the alds against the astros

 

I'd rather not... maybe if we're up 3-1... 

[bighat]

Bert with the jinx calling the win for Harper there. Parker following with walk #2. Good grief!

[IndianaTwin]

 

Gardy moved into 6th place tonight in all time ejections with 81! His career high in ejections is 8 in 2006 and matched in 2007! He now has 4 this year with 101 games to go!

 

That's half a season's worth. 

 

And the amazing thing on getting four already this year is that replay is present. Of course, tonight's was a balk call. 

 

 

[VATwinsFan]

I guess leaving Duffey in might have been wise after all.

[Aggies7]

Not breaking any news here, but this ball club is not winning a series in the playoffs with this current bullpen. Period. End of story.

Yeah but pitcher’s cost money or prospects

[jud6312]

 

Bert with the jinx calling the win for Harper there. Parker following with walk #2. Good grief!

Nah, Rocco jinxed it by putting Parker in.

[gil4]

 

Imagine this guy on the mound on game 5 of the alds against the astros

He has to be worn out from doing that chicken dance before every pitch. It looks ridiculous.

[Aggies7]

This is gonna hurt really bad

[Aggies7]

dudeeee shut that kid up