Game Thread: Twins @ Kansas City Royals, 5/30/18 @ 5:15 PM PT (7:15 PM CT)

[LaBombo]

 

Okay, the shoelace dilemma ... I’m thinking cream for summer, brown for winter. But I’m also kind of getting used to one of each and might just wear them like that.

Or...

 

 

... monofilament fishing line. Cheap, almost infinitely strong, and clear, so no color dilemma. Boom. You're welcome.

 

 

[David HK]

 

Yup, can't go wrong with matching....

 

Hey! 

That guy has my prom jacket!

[yarnivek1972]

Yup, can't go wrong with matching....

 

https://goo.gl/images/NFnGys

[USAFChief]

 

Hey! 

That guy has my prom jacket!

I figured it was you and your date.

[Twodogs]

Looks like the chariot turned back into pumpkins?

[USAFChief]

Just tuning in.

 

Fernando got a shutout going?

[David HK]

Ya know, having the Royals clean out their sock drawer of relievers is not a bad thing.

 

And by the way, LoMo was supposed to hit a dinger for his Grandmama this series. Get on it, young man.

[ewen21]

 

Just tuning in.

 

Fernando got a shutout going?

He might be shampooed and showered by now

[David HK]

 

I figured it was you and your date.

Who could resist those flowing, feathered locks?

[LaBombo]

 

Just tuning in.

 

Fernando got a shutout going?

 

Nope. Probably something in the air.

[twinssporto]

 

You’ll miss him more tomorrow if I do the thread ... just sayin’ ...

 

*Private Message*

 

Hi Carole, sorry for late reply.  I'll fill in for all the openers per terms discussed.  I know you were offering $1,500 per Game Thread opener but I really don't need that much.  $1,000 is fine...Will email you my bank routing number and account number in the morning.

 

Best regards,

Twinssporto

[Danchat]

They're coming back the Dozier way, going for solo HRs. It's too bad they haven't heard of this one strategy where you get guys on base and then you hit a HR...

[IndianaTwin]

 

Just tuning in.

 

Fernando got a shutout going?

 

Nah, they usually don't use him until the 9th. 

 

But he's well-rested.

[David HK]

 

They're coming back the Dozier way, going for solo HRs. It's too bad they haven't heard of this one strategy where you get guys on base and then you hit a HR...

At this rate, we can tie it up in the 11th...

 

*Edit* Wait, what? 

 

2 runs in one inning? Is that allowed-- for us?

[LaBombo]

 

Who could resist those flowing, feathered locks?

 

Or the aroma of petrol-based cologne...

 

[Vanimal46]

/SWAT!

That was just for fun cuz I know you like it.

Okay, a poll ... which laces do I go with on my new shoes?

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The kidz today love neon. So none of the above and choose neon yellow!

[IndianaTwin]

 

At this rate, we can tie it up in the 11th...

 

*Edit* Wait, what? 

 

2 runs in one inning? Is that allowed-- for us?

 

Good one. (See also, Post #111)

[Vanimal46]

I just finished a trial where hunters were very interested in the outcome. A bunch of them came to court in camouflage every day (10 days), and they were easy to spot.

Must have been the blaze orange hats they were wearing...

[twinssporto]

 

Or the aroma of petrol-based cologne...

 

 

Fred Garvin wears that brand of cologne too!

[Squirrel]

*Private Message*

 

Hi Carole, sorry for late reply. I'll fill in for all the openers per terms discussed. I know you were expecting $1,500 per Game Thread opener but I really don't have that much. $1,000 is fine...Will email you my bank routing number and account number in the morning for the withdrawal.

 

Best regards,

Twinssporto

There, that’s better.

 

And Chief gets the same, but don’t worry, I’ll email him with your routing number, too.

[David HK]

Oh, come on, Yost. Oaks was doing fine.

 

Now we've got another of their Omegas in the game.

 

You know, I can't possibly say the name "Bu-u-u-u-u-rch Smith" without doing so in a slow, New Orleans drawl.

 

"You know, Bu-u-u-u-urch Smith. His daddy used to be Assistant Attorney General for the great state of Lo-o-o-o-osiana, til Huey Long had him boiled in a pot o' crawdad..."

[David HK]

 

Good one. (See also, Post #111)

Heh....  

 

Beaten to the punch--

 

I'm a little slower at math than other folk....

[ewen21]

[twinssporto]

 

There, that’s better.

And Chief gets the same, but don’t worry, I’ll email him with your routing number, too.

Hey, thats not fair.  Mods should not take advantage of their editing powers...

 

edited by USAFChief

[USAFChief]

 

The kidz today love neon. So none of the above and choose neon yellow!

He's right, you know.

 

I totally dig it.

[IndianaTwin]

 

Heh....  

 

Beaten to the punch--

 

I'm a little slower at math than other folk....

 

No problem -- folks like lots of math around here. Just keep using it and you'll get all kinds of "likes."

 

[USAFChief]

 

Or the aroma of petrol-based cologne...

 

 

Ron? Ron Jeremy??

[ewen21]

 

Dick calls Slegers Sligers?

I call him Slayer

[ewen21]

Who is going to be our big toe?

[Vanimal46]

Dick calls Slegers Sligers?

Slegers, slaygers, sleegers?

 

...

 

Samsonite!