Article: Game Thread: Twins v Diamondbacks, 8/18 @ 7:10pm CT

[nicksaviking]

I say we ban him.  Ash?  Diehard?  Nick?

I thought we did. Who un-banned him?

[USAFChief]

Just sit on a first pitch curve on this guy and you can hit .600 off him.

[BoofBonser]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously though, could we get a clutch hit once in awhile

Edited August 19, 2017 by BoofBonser

[Aggies7]

Eddy: 7-42 with 10 Ks this month

[S.]

 

I think you're missing a comma on that.

[Blake]

 

Even the hated red jerseys are not the ugliest uniforms on the field. I rate the umpires as best dressed tonight.

that made me laugh.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Das Kind!

Ich glaube...

[USAFChief]

 

I think you're missing a comma on that.

"Let's eat, Grandma!"

 

"Let's eat Grandma!"

 

Punctuation saves lives.

[ashbury]

I say we ban him.  Ash?  Diehard?  Nick?

Sure, ban us all.

[Blake]

 

I say we ban him.  Ash?  Diehard?  Nick?

jealousy is unbecoming of a man of your years of experience.

 

You know you were ninjaed on that one.

[IndianaTwin]

And with that homer, his 33rd in 805 career at bats, Der Schlagger remains atop the list in fewest ABs per homer. He's competing with Aaron Altherr, who is at 25 in 642. He moved ahead with the blast last night.   

[Aggies7]

WOW

[USAFChief]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

 

BUXTON!

[spinowner]

I'd like to see Buck hit about 20 of those every season.

[Aggies7]

I would have been so cross if he was thrown out, which he almost was

[ashbury]

Now THAT'S not half-assing it, Byron!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Tie game...

 

Thank you Mr. Buxton.

[USAFChief]

 

jealousy is unbecoming of a man of your years of experience.

 

You know you were ninjaed on that one.

moi??

 

I never make bad jokes or corny puns.  

[Aggies7]

Something very "wet blanket-ish" about this interview after an IPHR

[USAFChief]

 

Something very "wet blanket-ish" about this interview after an IPHR

I'm watching the Dbacks broadcast and they're gushing.

 

edit:  about Buxton, I mean.

[S.]

 

Something very "wet blanket-ish" about this interview after an IPHR

The Rod Carew story is great and all, but could we get a replay on that inside the park home run instead of 2 minutes worth of footage inside the booth?

[IndianaTwin]

Statcast record of 13.85 seconds home-to-home, per the radio guys. 

[USAFChief]

Holy cow, Dozier.  

[Aggies7]

Brian having a night to forget

[Blake]

 

I'd like to see Buck hit about 20 of those every season.

Why limit yourself to 20? I say let's ask for 30 and "settle" for 25.

[ashbury]

moi??

 

I never make bad jokes or corny puns.  

"The size of those cobs is a-maize-ing!" Chief joked cornily.*

 

^{* _{Stolen from Tom Swift.}}

[USAFChief]

 

"The size of those cobs is a-maize-ing!" was Chief's corny joke.

hey, family site.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

moi??

 

I never make bad jokes or corny puns.

 

What, never?

 

(Give three cheers and one cheer more...)

[jimbo92107]

I would like to see Buxton's home run again. Maybe they'll show it after the break.

[USAFChief]

 

Statcast record of 13.85 seconds home-to-home, per the radio guys. 

And it didn't look like he even turned it on until halfway between first and second.