Article: Game Thread: Twins v Diamondbacks, 8/18 @ 7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

Big erv getting slapped around

[ashbury]

Now, if a newspaper reporter had been happening buy and thought the coverage of the incident was worthy entering Columbia's journalism contest, that would have been a pullet surprise!

That post wins the No-Bell Prize, because it sure didn't ring my chimes.

[Aggies7]

Looks like 5 IP is going to be a stretch yet again

[NDagri]

Ervin wants to stay a Twin.

[yarnivek1972]

Wonder if Jake Lamb is any relation to Mike. Still remember Terry Ryan when asked why Lamb was signed to a two year deal (he was released late into a forgettable year one). "He wouldn't take a one year contract".

[ashbury]

Looks like 5 IP is going to be a stretch yet again

Correlates to pitching from the stretch.

[Danchat]

Santana and Berrios are failing us when we need them most... we need some good starts from these guys.

[nicksaviking]

Get the kids to bed and this is what I come downstairs to?

 

I need to start letting my kids stay up later. Bed time is bad luck.

[ashbury]

Buxton's gonna have trouble all night against this guy. Too much motion on all his pitches.

[S.]

 

Buxton's gonna have trouble all night against this guy. Too much motion on all his pitches.

Spoke too soon.

[Aggies7]

Who'd a thunk Byron would be the late season star

[spinowner]

I'd like to see Buck hit about 20 of those every year.

[ashbury]

Buxton's gonna have trouble all night against this guy. Too much motion on all his pitches.

Quoting my own post to add spice, I'm happy to be proved incorrect by a standup triple.

[Aggies7]

Santana and Berrios are failing us when we need them most... we need some good starts from these guys.

Yep, our #1 and #2 have been living up to their names lately

[yarnivek1972]

This just in: Byron Buxton has above average speed.

[nicksaviking]

Spoke too soon.

Nope spoke just in time. The ol' reverse psychology bit.

[ashbury]

I'd like to see Buck hit about 20 of those every year.

Wait, you endorse letting him half-ass it through a season?

[ashbury]

Yep, our #1 and #2 have been living up to their names lately

[Dantes929]

 

I do that a lot. I also carry on conversations with myself while showering. I also wash my hair during job interviews. 

 

So Yeah... You are responsible!!! 

 

Those two posts in a row remind me of a job interview where the guy asked if I was responsible.    I said "Absolutely!   Last job I was at the building burned down and everyone said I was responsible."

[Aggies7]

Two unproductive outs with a man ISP. Story of our lives

[ashbury]

Nope spoke just in time. The ol' reverse psychology bit.

Sure. Yep, yep. That's exactly what I was doing.

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NWjlz4sbJnc/T3OpkWxrxwI/AAAAAAAAA4I/XgVWZFXbhrs/s220/cool-story-bro-chair-gif.gif

[nicksaviking]

Two unproductive outs with a man ISP. Story of our lives

Speak for yourself, I'm money in those situations.

[Aggies7]

Speak for yourself, I'm money in those situations.

If I were a closer...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Kepler!!!!

 

As expected.

[IndianaTwin]

Der Schlagger!

[yarnivek1972]

That ball left the yard un-godley fast.

[Dantes929]

 

I do that a lot. I also carry on conversations with myself while showering. I also wash my hair during job interviews. 

Also made me think of this one.   I think the prospects for getting her getting the job equal yours.

https://9gag.com/gag/apqnoGM/i-dont-give-a-****-what-you-think

 

[yarnivek1972]

At least the ump is calling it both ways. Swing the bats boys.

Edited August 19, 2017 by yarnivek1972

[USAFChief]

 

That ball left the yard un-godley fast.

I say we ban him.  Ash?  Diehard?  Nick?

[ashbury]

Der Schlagger!

Der Kind!