Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 4/25/17 7:05PM

[twinssporto]

The big man trying stretch a double.  Some small earthquakes reported in Central Texas.

[snepp]

Sano far, Sano good.

[nytwinsfan]

Uggh, thrown out trying to stretch it into a double. Cut that guy. 

[70charger]

 

Good, it's about time he wrote a sequel to Don Juan.

 

Seriously. Guy's getting lazy.

 

Fun fact, both Lord Byron and I have swum from Europe to Asia.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Seriously. Guy's getting lazy.

 

Fun fact, both Lord Byron and I have swum from Europe to Asia.

Istanbul?

[Jham]

 

Trout>Bass

 

Catfish Hunter > Tim Salmon?  Of course, as a Minnesotan, I'm partial to Walleye Backman...

[Aggies7]

That quick clip of sano made him sound like the cash me outside girl

[USAFChief]

 

Good, it's about time he wrote a sequel to Don Juan.

Over-rated, clap clap clapclapclap

 

Over-rated, clap, clap clapclapclap

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

I hit two homeruns in one inning in 1977 when I was playing for the Crookston community college team. The WIND was blowing OUT about 50 MILES an hour. Boy, did the boys laugh at me (I had no power AT ALL). But it's a fun story.

 

So I was better than Sano, okay.

 

Hmm... I struck a lot (but at least I got walks)... so does that make me better than Buxton?

[DrNeau]

Nice slide, Sano.

[USAFChief]

 

Seriously. Guy's getting lazy.

 

Fun fact, both Lord Byron and I have swum from Europe to Asia.

Big deal.  I've flown from Europe to Asia.

[70charger]

 

Istanbul?

 

I did the Dardanelles. Eceabat to Çanakkale.

 

At some point, I'd like to go back and do the Bosphoros. 

[70charger]

 

Big deal.  I've flown from Europe to Asia.

 

Dammit, I knew there was an easier way!

[snepp]

 

Nice slide, Sano.

 

http://l.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/vzgWbegxX0E1RV82Dl5v9g--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NTAw/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2015-06-02/c94bb8d0-08f9-11e5-927c-95956979e55c_hayesbig2.gif

[LaBombo]

 

The big man trying stretch a double.  Some small earthquakes reported in Central Texas.

 

And it's not often you see a ground crew resort to using a Bobcat between innings...

 

http://www.equipmentworld.com/files/2012/10/T550_Dumping_Dirt-1024x682.jpg

[USAFChief]

OOOOOOhhh.  Dickbert talking about Kyle Gibson.

 

This is SERIOUS.

[snepp]

Booooooooo.

[Mill1634]

Erv doesn't seem to have his best stuff tonight. Thankfully, we are up 8-1. Let him pitch the rest of the 5th, give Tonkin an inning, and Tepech 3.

[twinssporto]

Well, there goes Santana's ERA.  Shot to hell. .085

[Aggies7]

Big deal.  I've flown from Europe to Asia.

[USAFChief]

 

And it's not often you see a ground crew resort to using a Bobcat between innings...

 

http://www.equipmentworld.com/files/2012/10/T550_Dumping_Dirt-1024x682.jpg

winner.

[Aggies7]

Gallo's swing reminds me of my all or nothing game I spit at women. Except I strike out more

[ScrapTheNickname]

Fun game thread. I guess winning will do that to us.

[ashbury]

I stepped away to take a phone call, and when I came back the score was suddenly 8-0. Whatever happened to the good old days, when that would mean we were losing?

[twinssporto]

 

OOOOOOhhh.  Dickbert talking about Kyle Gibson.

 

This is SERIOUS.

Kyle's on the hot seat for sure.  They basically said its time to put up or shut up.

[Squirrel]

Gallo's swing reminds me of my all or nothing game I spit at women. Except I strike out more

You spit at women and wonder why you strike out?

 

Huh.

[LaBombo]

 

Catfish Hunter > Tim Salmon?  Of course, as a Minnesotan, I'm partial to Walleye Backman...

 

Ervin Santana has faced former Ranger Mike Carp on several occasions and smoked him more than once.

[USAFChief]

 

Fun game thread. I guess winning will do that to us.

I'm pretty impressed.  We don't have a lot of practice at this.

[drock2190]

That Gallo homerun makes me feel a bit better since I left Sano out of my fantasy lineup tonight

[Aggies7]

You spit at women and wonder why you strike out?

Huh.

What can I say? Not too many skoal women out there