Game Thread: Twins @ Astros, 5/4 @ 7:10pm CT

[Craig Arko]

Balls just kinda fall out of Minute Maid.

 

Ohhhhhhh Myyyyyyy.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Enthusiasm getting the better of you is a good thing.

 

You don't get invited to many parties but overall it's a good thing.

Perhaps not...

 

But the parties you do go to, or throw yourself, will be humdingers.

[Vanimal46]

Guys! It's Cinco de Mayo tomorrow! Who's got reservations to a Mexican restaurant for margaritas and delicious food?

[Riverbrian]

 

Ohhhhhhh Myyyyyyy.

 

Yeah... That's what I thought as well. I went Uff Da instead but to each his one. 

 

The ball didn't really fly off of Altuve's bat but Sano kept backing up. 

 

I do believe that Sano could have ran through that wall if he wanted to. 

[jimmer]

 

Guys! It's Cinco de Mayo tomorrow! Who's got reservations to a Mexican restaurant for margaritas and delicious food?

And Today is Star Wars day.  May the Fourth be with everyone!

[Riverbrian]

 

Guys! It's Cinco de Mayo tomorrow! Who's got reservations to a Mexican restaurant for margaritas and delicious food?

 

Maybe tomorrow... Tonight I felt differently. 

[Danchat]

I decided to check on the game at a poor time, didn't I?

[Riverbrian]

 

And Today is Star Wars day.  May the Fourth be with everyone!

 

Is there any Star Wars Food? 

[howeda7]

Time for Phil Hughes to take a turn on the DL. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

And Today is Star Wars day. May the Fourth be with everyone!

I finally saw episode 7...

 

Not bad.

[Riverbrian]

 

I decided to check on the game at a poor time, didn't I?

 

You did and normally I might blame you for what's happening but I think this one will be on Hocking. 

[jimmer]

 

I finally saw episode 7...

Not bad.

Not bad?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Is there any Star Wars Food?

Yes.

[mickeymental]

remember that four-game winning streak? that was awesome.

[Blake]

 

I hid the other one, lets use this game thread.

Sorry to those who posted in the other!

And ... Please ... Lets try to stay away from vitriol in the game threads. Don't like something? Fine, have your say. But don't attack other posters, and lets leave discussion of long term issues to those threads.

If you absolutely feel the need to blast someone, blast my choice of joke(s). You'll be wrong, of course, and demonstrate to EVERYone you lack my highly evolved sense of humor, but nobody will take offense.

Lets get a W tonight.

"Highly evolved" is a somewhat subjective term. For instance, we all know you date back a ways. Perhaps you evolved from a single celled protozoa? It would explain the simplicity of your jokes.

[Craig Arko]

Time for Phil Hughes to take a turn on the DL.

 

Was just thinking the same thing. Then Meyer comes back up.

[nicksaviking]

Is there any Star Wars Food?

 

Fried Jawa is pretty good. Not quite as tender as aunt Beru though.

[Riverbrian]

 

remember that four-game winning streak? that was awesome.

 

It's alright... We didn't want the Astros drafting before us anyway.

[Craig Arko]

Fried Jawa is pretty good. Not quite as tender as aunt Beru though.

Just need to remember the sauerkraut on top.

[Riverbrian]

 

Guys! It's Cinco de Mayo tomorrow! Who's got reservations to a Mexican restaurant for margaritas and delicious food?

 

Now that I'm thinking about it. 

 

I always have Mayonaise on Cinco De Mayo. 

 

Is it possible that I've been doing it wrong? 

[Jerr]

Down by 3, AGAIN!!

[Squirrel]

Guys! It's Cinco de Mayo tomorrow! Who's got reservations to a Mexican restaurant for margaritas and delicious food?

I saw a recipe for margarita cupcakes. That might be fun to try!

[Riverbrian]

 

I saw a recipe for margarita cupcakes. That might be fun to try!

http://images.edge-generalmills.com/e2aedf9d-cf8e-4b39-8d2d-8873f6ebdc47.jpg

They kind of look like the ones Kathy Bates made in the Waterboy

[nicksaviking]

I saw a recipe for margarita cupcakes. That might be fun to try!

I don't know, that sounds like a high probability of ruining two awesome things.

 

Let us know if they don't make you barf.

 

Or if they do.

[Hrbowski]

Remember what Mike Redmond would do when he got in a slump? Maybe Murphy should give it a try.

[Craig Arko]

http://images.edge-generalmills.com/e2aedf9d-cf8e-4b39-8d2d-8873f6ebdc47.jpg

They kind of look like the ones Kathy Bates made in the Waterboy

[Riverbrian]

 

I don't know, that sounds like a high probability of ruining two awesome things.

Let us know if they don't make you barf.

Or if they do.

 

I'll try anything once

 

And ChiTown does have Bake Skill. 

[DiscGolfer]

any chance the guy hitting 083 can come up with a big hit?

[twinssporto]

It's reassuring to see one of our catchers batting .083.  Can only go up from here!!!  Go Murphy!!

[DiscGolfer]

aaaaand no