Blue Jays (Cease) vs Twins (Prielipp): 5/2/26, 1:10pm

[Parfigliano]

Morneau calls bullpen "fluid".  Does that mean crap in Canada?

[LewFordLives]

3 minutes ago, Western SD Fan said:

I mean.  I did get a strange call with a 612 area code recently.  I guess I should have answered it, huh.

It's probably best that you didn't.

[LewFordLives]

3 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Morneau calls bullpen "fluid".  Does that mean crap in Canada?

That made my day.

[lecroy24fan]

Luis Garcia can go kick rocks.

[jaimedude]

This may be a historically bad Twins bullpen. 

[LewFordLives]

A couple more appearances and Garcia will disappear back into the void from which he came.

[Gamblerssoftball]

Bullpen diarrhea = fluid

[Tlaker]

This is Groundhog Day all over again…..sigh

[Hubie29]

Bringing in Garcia = We really don't give a crap

[SteveLV]

Let me see if I have this straight.

The Mets are the worst team in Baseball so far in 2026.

The Twins are putting a 39 year old relief pitcher out there in a 1 run game that the METS dumped.

Color me shocked that he is getting shelled.

[jaimedude]

Garcia should have been released already. 9 ERA

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

This bullpen is disgusting.

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, lecroy24fan said:

Luis Garcia can go kick rocks.

Who would think a NYM castoff could be less then mediocre 

[Patzky]

Thousand paper cuts.

[Vanimal46]

It’s just better to turn off the game after the starter exits the game. Another blown lead by the bullpen. 

[Western SD Fan]

This may be a good time to share this nugget of news.  Tommy Kahnle has demanded a release from his minor league contract with the Red Sox.  Maybe the Twins can sign him.  I guess his results for the Woo Sox have been good this year.

[mrtwinsfan]

thats not on you Luke ,   was ball 4  anyway

[Patzky]

Sets up the elusive triple play

[Over The Hill Again]

I was going to refer to Garcia as a re-tread, but clearly there’s no tread left.,The epitome of a zero upside signing. Why? 

[Twindy]

1 minute ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

This bullpen is disgusting.

The only thing worse is team ownership 

[Parfigliano]

Banda WTF.  hahahaha

[Patzky]

The Twins infield is where dreams go to die.

[Mortimerkenny21]

1 minute ago, Over The Hill Again said:

I was going to refer to Garcia as a re-tread, but clearly there’s no tread left.,The epitome of a zero upside signing. Why? 

A no-tread, or a blow out.

[Twinsoholic]

Banda the butcher!

[USAFChief]

17 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Cease is a horse

Cease walks into a bar, barkeep says "Why the long face?"

[UpstateNewYorker]

Through the five hole!  

[Patzky]

Not even close, not one pitch 

[Church of Kreidler]

God, what a car crash.

[CRF]

This sure got ugly real fast. 

[Vanimal46]

3 minutes ago, Western SD Fan said:

This may be a good time to share this nugget of news.  Tommy Kahnle has demanded a release from his minor league contract with the Red Sox.  Maybe the Twins can sign him.  I guess his results for the Woo Sox have been good this year.

Sure why not. He can’t be any worse than whoever Garcia is