New Owners: Who Ya Got?

[nicksaviking]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

This bears repeating.

I know you're from Chicago, but the Bears will NEVER repeat.

[lecroy24fan]

10 hours ago, nicksaviking said:

Also, this is supposed to be un-serious. The answer should be Mark Wahlberg:

Damnit fine print gets me everytime. 

 

Patrick Reusse is my pick.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

This guy

[Craig Arko]

Wait for it…

Kevin Costner. They can build a waterworld theme park next to TF. And if they build it, he will come. And they can hold dances with the Timberwolves.

[stringer bell]

How about A-Rod and Jeter. If you can't beat ém let them join.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Taylor Swift has the money, maybe she also has enough of a grudge against Patrick Mahomes to do it.

If not, how do we create said grudge?

[TheLeviathan]

29 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Taylor Swift has the money, maybe she also has enough of a grudge against Patrick Mahomes to do it.

If not, how do we create said grudge?

Joe Pohlad needs to spurn her romantically.  Obviously.

[Original_JB]

Eric Schmidt as main guy of a group including Joe Mauer and other ex-MLBers.

[cmoss84]

1) Bob & Jakob Dylan: Let's mend this father and son relationship and bring Robert Z back to MN for his final years.

2) Elan Musk: If we relocate, might as well be Mars.

3) Ryan Reynolds & Hugh Jackman: Reynolds has shown interest in buying a sports franchise-why not bring along Wolverine? 

4) Packers' model-but we become Juicy-Luicy heads.

5) Ashley and Mary-Kate 

6) Jenna Bush Hager and Barbara Pierce Bush: ownership/leadership in their genes!  

7) Tiki and Ronde Barber

8) Beyonce & Jay-z's twins: Sir and Rumi Carter

9) da Waltons (cheaper labor = cheaper tickets/beer prices?) 

10) Bernard Arnault (richest person on the planet...why not). We can give away fashion and cosmetic products every game to increase wife attendance, 

[I Miss The Lakes]

Kylie Jenner! 
The Twins could have 2 or 3 reality shows on E! 
Plus make-up giveaways every afternoon home game.

[USAFChief]

 

 

[The Great Hambino]

In the spirit of this franchise's time-honored traditions of nepotism and failing upward, I submit the most failingly-upwardest member of the Roy family:

[Marcos]

23 hours ago, Mike Sixel said:

I'm out. My wife has no interest in spending our money on a sports team. Sorry everyone. 

Well, that sucks. Could have bought of a couple jock straps and pencil erasers for Rocko. I mean in the nicest way, with everything so expensive. Not your wallet 👍)

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'll see your Taylor Swift and raise you a Dolly Parton.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

5 hours ago, USAFChief said:

 

 

Mike Myers would make a good owner.

Michael Myers not so much.

[Squirrel]

On 10/10/2024 at 9:09 PM, nicksaviking said:

I know you're from Chicago, but the Bears will NEVER repeat.

True dat

[sampleSizeOfOne]

On 10/11/2024 at 9:48 AM, Craig Arko said:

Wait for it…

Kevin Costner. They can build a waterworld theme park next to TF. And if they build it, he will come. And they can hold dances with the Timberwolves.

I think i'd support this if we had corn in the outfield. If only James Earl Jones were still here...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

On 10/10/2024 at 10:09 PM, nicksaviking said:

I know you're from Chicago, but the Bears will NEVER repeat.

Stranger things have happened.

Pretty sure they just need another Refrigerator Perry... 

 

But not many would call it repeating 40 years later.

 

PS. What was the shuffle they used to do?

And to keep it on topic, i don't supose Refrigerator Perry made enough to buy the Twins, did he?

Edited October 13, 2024 by sampleSizeOfOne
i didn't say everything.

[Squirrel]

Moderator note: political talk is a no go in baseball threads.

[shortround81]

We're missing the obvious choice

[Original_JB]

 

[SF Twins Fan]

Shaq would be a lot of fun as an owner of the Twins.