GAME THREAD: Minnesota Twins vs. Kansas City Royals, 4/1 @ 3:10pm CST

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

No.

 

🙂

UPS?

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

No.

 

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Hope your commercial bakery license is current.

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

Would you being willing to share them with us?

No.

 

🙂

[wsnydes]

6 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Okay, made chocolate croissants. The aroma is so nice … 

Would they pair well with Malbec/Cab blend that I'm sipping on?

[AlwaysinModeration]

Farmer harvested an rbi courtesy of Buck?

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

No.

 

🙂

Uber Eats?

[wsnydes]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Uber Eats?

She seems like a DoorDash girl.

[jkcarew]

Twins staff through six: 5 BB and 1 K; ERA: 0

I don't want to disparage the opponent...so, I'll just say...that's hard to do in today's game.

[cHawk]

What do Twins hitters and chickens have in common?

They lay a lot of eggs.

I would have month's supply if I received all the eggs laid by Twins hitters today.

[USAFChief]

Just now, AlwaysinModeration said:

Farmer harvested an rbi courtesy of Buck?

Dude. Seriously.

 

Leave the groan-worthy puns to the professionals.

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Would they pair well with Malbec/Cab blend that I'm sipping on?

Okay now … that sounds like a good trade!

[RickOShea]

Squirrel is treating her croissants like nuts.............storing them for next winter.

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Okay now … that sounds like a good trade!

Trade?  Who said anything about trade?!?!?

[Squirrel]

Just now, RickOShea said:

Squirrel is treating her croissants like nuts.............storing them for next winter.

What do you mean next? It’s still winter out there. Somewhere.

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Trade?  Who said anything about trade?!?!?

Okay then.

No.

 

🙂

[cHawk]

Just now, Squirrel said:

What do you mean next? It’s still winter out there. Somewhere.

Hell, it's still winter in Minnesota.

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Squirrel is treating her croissants like nuts.............storing them for next winter.

Don't forget the acorns.

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Dude. Seriously.

Shirley, you can't be.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Okay then.

No.

 

🙂

Well, in that case, I am willing to share!

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

Hell, it's still winter in Minnesota.

Sorry, I'm enjoying 78 degrees here.

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

Hell, it's still winter in Minnesota.

That’s what I was saying.

[rwilfong86]

Jax is throwing heat. This bullpen could be tough.

[USAFChief]

Just now, ashbury said:

Shirley, you can't be.

Did I tell you what happened the other day when I put my phone in Airplane mode?

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Okay now … that sounds like a good trade!

FalVine tried to get a catcher's mitt and pair of shinguards for Emilio Pagan, but the other team said no, bad trade.

[cHawk]

Just now, rwilfong86 said:

Jax is throwing heat. This bullpen could be tough.

I wish he could throw that heat in the direction our home state, particularly the Twin Cities. I heard that would help this weird white stuff disappear faster.

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

A Farmer, outstanding in his field.

[tony&rodney]

Jax looks really good, like he could throw in 80 games this year; so strong.

[AlwaysinModeration]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Dude. Seriously.

 

Leave the groan-worthy puns to the professionals.

You’re right, I should leave the Farmer jokes to those who are more experienced in shoveling fertilizer.

[snotboogie]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

What do you mean next? It’s still winter out there. Somewhere.

My house.  This morning.

[stringer bell]

Am I reading this right? Seven complete innings and only three strikeouts (only eight hits), from both sides.