GAME THREAD: Minnesota Twins vs. Kansas City Royals, 4/1 @ 3:10pm CST

[cHawk]

[ashbury]

Just now, cHawk said:

Looking forward to him handcuffing the Royals this afternoon.

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, Winston Smith said:

How can these guys play baseball for 20 years and still can't slide into base without hurting themselves?

 

It's called poor coaching or indifference to coaching.

[ashbury]

Just now, RickOShea said:

It's called poor coaching or indifference to coaching.

"Thanks for coming by, Byron.  Please sit down.  Have a look at these two videos from our first two games.  We need to talk."

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

How can these guys play baseball for 20 years and still can't slide into base without hurting themselves?

 

Exceptional talent us normal people can't even imagine.

[USAFChief]

Gallo goes yard here.

EDIT: Chief starts the year Oh fer one.

[cHawk]

3 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Looking forward to him handcuffing the Royals this afternoon.

What offense did the Royals commit?

[snotboogie]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Gallo goes yard here.

You didn't knock on wood, did you?

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

What offense did the Royals commit?

None as yet.  The better the Royals behave, the worse he'll treat them.

[cHawk]

2 minutes ago, snotboogie said:

You didn't knock on wood, did you?

[cHawk]

Just now, ashbury said:

None as yet.  The better the Royals behave, the worse he'll treat them.

That's not how criminal justice works...

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, cHawk said:

What offense did the Royals commit?

Have you seen them play baseball?

[cHawk]

Name a better duo than the Twins and grounding/lining into double plays.

[cHawk]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Have you seen them play baseball?

[snotboogie]

4 minutes ago, cHawk said:

What offense did the Royals commit?

 

8 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Being very, very sexy.

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, cHawk said:

That's not how criminal justice works...

[USAFChief]

I got a text from Mrs Chief a while ago telling me she's  breaking off our relationship. I was pretty upset, but I feel better now. She just texted me "Sorry, wrong number."

[USAFChief]

7 minutes ago, cHawk said:

What offense did the Royals commit?

Hopefully there's little or no Royals offense committed today.

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I got a text from Mrs Chief a while ago telling me she's  breaking off our relationship. I was pretty upset, but I feel better now. She just texted me "Sorry, wrong number."

[Winston Smith]

5 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Have you seen them play baseball?

They do have a few more postseason wins over the last 20 years than the Twins. And a title.

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Hopefully there's little or no Royals offense committed today.

They should have no defense for any offense they may commit.

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I got a text from Mrs Chief a while ago telling me she's  breaking off our relationship. I was pretty upset, but I feel better now. She just texted me "Sorry, wrong number."

 

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

We would have also accepted

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

They do have a few more postseason wins over the last 20 years than the Twins. And a title.

While true, that's far from their current level of play.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

They do have a few more postseason wins over the last 20 years than the Twins. And a title.

BAN THAT MAN!!!

[cHawk]

Damn, the Royals were so close. They drove 70 MPH in an 70 MPH zone. If they drove any faster they would've committed an offense.

[rwilfong86]

3 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

They do have a few more postseason wins over the last 20 years than the Twins. And a title.

The rest of the central has played in a World Series since the Twins last won a playoff game. 

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

 

We would have also accepted

 

Also

[cHawk]

Even against LHP, Kepler is not a good leadoff hitter.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, rwilfong86 said:

The rest of the central has played in a World Series since the Twins last won a playoff game. 

BAN THAT MAN!!

[USAFChief]

Just now, cHawk said:

Even against LHP, Kepler is not a good leadoff hitter.