GAME THREAD: Minnesota Twins vs. Kansas City Royals, 4/1 @ 3:10pm CST

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

 

We would have also accepted

[cHawk]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Did I say LHP? I meant RHP

[ashbury]

The "hardest hit ball of the season" so far for the Twins does not make it to the warning track.

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

Did I say LHP? I meant RHP

Did Chief imply "huh"?  He meant "concur".

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Did I say LHP? I meant RHP

[Rik19753]

Larnach looks much more disciplined in his at-bats compared to previous years. Very encouraging.

[cHawk]

Can Bowie Baldelli hit a baseball? Maybe he should try out for the Twins. I think he would have a pretty good shot at making the starting lineup.

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, ashbury said:

The "hardest hit ball of the season" so far for the Twins does not make it to the warning track.

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Hellooooo!  Wakey wakey!

[USAFChief]

What do you call a belt made of lobsters?

[RickOShea]

Thank God we play these guys 5 less times this year.  You can either consider that from a KC or Minn standpoint.

[mrtwinsfan]

 Smoother ??   Byron or this 

 

 

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

What do you call a belt made of lobsters?

Tailred made?

[Brock Beauchamp]

The road blues have really grown on me. 

[USAFChief]

Sonny Gray doing his best to restore the "average length of game" to previous levels.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

Tailred made?

Incorrect.

[wsnydes]

13 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

BAN THAT MAN!!

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Sonny Gray doing his best to restore the "average length of game" to previous levels.

And doing so quite well.

[cHawk]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Sonny Gray doing his best to restore the "average length of game" to previous levels.

Maybe he forgot to feed the dog.

[rwilfong86]

2 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

The road blues have really grown on me. 

Yeah they look really sharp.

[cHawk]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Incorrect.

A waist of good seafood?

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

 Smoother ??   Byron or this 

 

 

[wsnydes]

Have I ever told you guys how much I love walks?

[RickOShea]

Boy this game seems to be dragging.  My neighbor is painting his dog house.  I think I'll pull up a chair and enjoy watching the paint dry.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

A waist of good seafood?

Winnah!

[ashbury]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Have I ever told you guys how much I love walks?

Please, enlighten us.

[cHawk]

Just now, RickOShea said:

Boy this game seems to be dragging.  My neighbor is painting his dog house.  I think I'll pull up a chair and enjoy watching the paint dry.

Are you sure the dog would be okay with that?

[RickOShea]

Just now, ashbury said:

Please, enlighten us.

Walks in baseball or on the beach, with a beautiful woman in the prime of her life?

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

Please, enlighten us.

Exercise is a great stress reliever.

[stringer bell]

Sonny might not see the fifth.