Game Thread: Twins vs. Rangers, 8/22/22 @ 6:40pm CT

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Gordon, Beckham, Leon due up.

3 for the month Kepler batting 5th. Against a lefty. Zero great hitters even when they're healthy. 

 

There's no there, there.

Were, were?

Is werewolf saliva a PED? 

[notoriousgod71]

8 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Did Buxton get hurt?

I assume gray must be dead after his 69 pitches.

[mrtwinsfan]

Snakebiit

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Were, were?

Is werewolf saliva a PED? 

I don't know about that, but his hair was perfect!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sigh.

 

Gordon, that was well struck, but not where they ain't...

[SanoMustGo]

2 minutes ago, notoriousgod71 said:

I assume gray must be dead after his 69 pitches.

Rocco doesn't want to hurt his feelings and make him work too hard

[HokieRif]

How Popkins and Hernandez still have jobs is beyond me…

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Snakebiit

Antivenom, stat!

[SwainZag]

2 minutes ago, notoriousgod71 said:

I assume gray must be dead after his 69 pitches.

Didn't look sharp in the 6th, 5 balls hit 95 MPH+ off of him. including two 380+ foot outs.

[Parfigliano]

Just now, RickOShea said:

I don't know about that, but his hair was perfect!

Saw him in KC many moons ago.  X opened.

[SwainZag]

If Gary was ever due......now is the time.

[mrtwinsfan]

Sanchez,  whos faster him or Leon ?pleez no .  i cant say it

[SanoMustGo]

1 minute ago, SwainZag said:

If Gary was ever due......now is the time.

I think you meant the entire offense

[RpR]

Arraez, pffft.

[Parfigliano]

A Twin advanced a runner

[LVTwinsfan]

6 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

I don't know about that, but his hair was perfect!

He was lookin' for the place called Lee Ho Fooks

For to get a big dish of beef chow mein

[RickOShea]

My wife always looks at the positive side of things.  She says, the sooner the Twins drop out of the race, the sooner I can finish writing my book.  Gotta love those optimists.

[USAFChief]

5 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Sanchez,  whos faster him or Leon ?

No.

[mrtwinsfan]

C,mon batters ,,   Anybody think Rocco should of got tossed on Buxton 3-2 pitch earlier ?  i did

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

No.

at what?   I think both run too long in one spot.

[SwainZag]

1 minute ago, mrtwinsfan said:

C,mon batters ,,   Anybody think Rocco should of got tossed on Buxton 3-2 pitch earlier ?  i did

Buxton should have got tossed, they took him out soon after anyways.  

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

C,mon batters ,,   Anybody think Rocco should of got tossed on Buxton 3-2 pitch earlier ?  i did

No.He should sit and be forced to watch this debacle.

[jkcarew]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

My wife always looks at the positive side of things.  She says, the sooner the Twins drop out of the race, the sooner I can finish writing my book.  Gotta love those optimists.

Maybe write something inspired by the 2022 AL Central “race”.

A fable. The tortoise and the tortoise.

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

at what?   I think both run too long in one spot.

 

[RickOShea]

This home plate umpire is terrible.  I'd rather have Stevie wonder perform open heart surgery on me, than this guy.

[IndyTwinsFan]

5 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

No.He should sit and be forced to watch this debacle.

Just like the rest of us.

[HokieRif]

Somebody get Correa a trash can

[RpR]

Jake Cave will now hit the game winning home run., or not.

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, HokieRif said:

Somebody get Correa a trash can

Why? Someone steal his suitcase?

[IndyTwinsFan]

Just now, RpR said:

Jake Cave will now hit the game winning home run.

 

Just now, RpR said:

Jake Cave will now hit the game winning home run.

At least someone here is an optimist.