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Game Thread Twins @ Athletics 5/17/22 8:40 PM CDT

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USAFChief GOAT

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2 hours ago, shortround81 said:

Who Wore It Better?

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Yes. In addition to being a snazzy first baseman, Who sported a killer 'stache. 

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31 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Yes. In addition to being a snazzy first baseman, Who sported a killer 'stache. 

Why do I feel like this is the start of a Spinal Tap-esque 30 for 30 special??

USAFChief GOAT

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2 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Why do I feel like this is the start of a Spinal Tap-esque 30 for 30 special??

I give up. Why?

Richie the Rally Goat St Paul Saints

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6 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Because everything you do is a comedic classic! Kind of like whoopee cushions 

Even when Chief is serious it’s comedic gold. I bet all the poster’s who’ve had their posts moderated were Laughing Out Loud.

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7 minutes ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

Even when Chief is serious it’s comedic gold. I bet all the poster’s who’ve had their posts moderated were Laughing Out Loud.

Preach GIF

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Did they activate Correa? I thought that was going to happen before tonight's game. I figured he'd be playing. 

Nine of twelve Wichita Wind Surge

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I am man enough to accept and embrace that a mustache is simply not going to happen for me. The one and only time I tried to grow one was about 35 years ago. The only person who noticed after two weeks was my mom. Pathetic!

Nine of twelve Wichita Wind Surge

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2 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

I couldn't grow good looking facial hair if I wanted to. 

Me neither. You might as well ask me to grow 8 inches taller.

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4 minutes ago, CRF said:

Did they activate Correa? I thought that was going to happen before tonight's game. I figured he'd be playing. 

I didn’t see that he was. I don’t think they gave a specific time, just sometime this week and maybe this series

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7 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

I couldn't grow good looking facial hair if I wanted to. 

Here's the secret; get some dried chicken manure, soften it up with a little water, then smear it above your upper lip. Do that every day for a couple of weeks until the hairs start coming out. Of course your wife or significant other won't kiss you for awhile, maybe never again, but you'll have a 'stashe as thick as an English hedge. Oh, and don't go near any roosters.

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26 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

I didn’t see that he was. I don’t think they gave a specific time, just sometime this week and maybe this series

No, he wasn't There was a report earlier today that said he would be activated before tonight's game. Now, the reports are that he'll be activated either tomorrow or Friday. We wait just a little longer.

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I'm fine with Correa not being activated tonight or even this series for that matter. We have enough to make it a productive series without risking him. I only want him back when he absolutely 100 percent fit, not 95.

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5 hours ago, wsnydes said:

Sewer backups will do that.

Is that in the official program?  

Because it probably should be.

dimensions: left field foul pole: 330

                     Centerfield:  405

                      Right field foul pole: 335

                      Visitor locker room: 18 ft below sea level

                       Concession room storage 2 ft above sea level

Richie the Rally Goat St Paul Saints

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Welcome to yet another installment of Shopping with the Enemy. I thought I had done the A’s when they visited Target Field, but just in case…

Here we have an item that I didn’t know existed, but now I’m not sure I can live without (if it comes outfitted for MN Twins too) this device projects the logo of your favorite team onto the ground from your car door as it opens

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who knew such things existed?!

Next we have a set of A’s branded wireless earbuds

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im somewhat shocked that these exist, honestly. Isn’t the point of these the pretentious snobbery of $200 earphones that you can afford to lose one?

Saving the least for last, we offer an A’s branded ping pong paddle.

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who plays Ping Pong anyways? What year is this?

Nine of twelve Wichita Wind Surge

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5 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Sounds like an invitation to post pictures of platform shoes.

Platform shoes are the equivalent of silicone implants.

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