GAME THREAD: Twins vs. Tigers, 4/26/22 @ 6:40pm CT

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Oh man, the curtain pulled back in this thread!

[Squirrel]

5 minutes ago, alexthegreat said:

I fear I might get in trouble if I try

Yes, you did get in trouble for trying ...  

[Mill1634]

Kepler double off a lefty!!!

[Squirrel]

The Kep is back!

[wsnydes]

The Illuminati is always watching!

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

The Kep is back!

And Sano still isn't...

[Richie the Rally Goat]

2 minutes ago, Mill1634 said:

Kepler double off a lefty!!!

Mark your calendar

[Aggies7]

That Miguel sano at bat was an absolute embarrassment to baseball 

[Danchat]

Ugh.

[LVTwinsfan]

Rodriguez carved up Sano like a Thanksgiving turkey

[Mill1634]

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

Rodriguez carved up Sano like a Thanksgiving turkey

To be fair, there are some JV pitchers out there that could do that to him right now.

[Aggies7]

No one unravels an inning quicker than the twins. 

[Squirrel]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

The Illuminati is always watching!

 

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

 

That's still very creepy. 

Very.

Very.

Creepy.

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

That's still very creepy. 

Very.

Very.

Creepy.

Calling @D. Hocking ... wonder if he would agree

[Squirrel]

I had to remember which device that photo was on ... lol

[Richie the Rally Goat]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

That's still very creepy. 

Very.

Very.

Creepy.

Very

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

I had to remember which device that photo was on ... lol

Well, eye for one, sure am glad you remembered...

/s

[LVTwinsfan]

Sano playing 1B tonight

[gil4]

2 hours ago, wsnydes said:

This is my favorite Game Thread bit.  But don't tell @USAFChiefthat.

I'm sure you already know to stay off his lawn. What else could he do to you?

[Rosterman]

I've seen scarier T-ball lineups, and that is mainly because the kids still don't know which way first base is after they hit the ball!

[Squirrel]

I'm trying not to turn the furnace back on ... getting freeze warnings for tonight ... 

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, gil4 said:

I'm sure you already know to stay off his lawn. What else could he do to you?

Actually, I've spent a few afternoons drinking Scotch on his lawn.  I originally invited him to join me, but had to revoke the invitation after a few disagreeable comments about the weather.  

I figure that with squatters rights, a few more days and it'll be my lawn and he'll have to stay off of it!

[LVTwinsfan]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

I'm trying not to turn the furnace back on ... getting freeze warnings for tonight ... 

been there done that, you’re probably going to have to burn something 

[Squirrel]

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

been there done that, you’re probably going to have to burn something 

I think I might settle for wearing long underwear under my jammies

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

I'm trying not to turn the furnace back on ... getting freeze warnings for tonight ... 

You mean that they stopped for long enough to turn the furnace off?  

We can't seem to be within shouting distance of the average high long enough to even contemplate that here!

[RpR]

Which will happen first Correa decides to stay with the Twins or he gets another hit?

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

You mean that they stopped for long enough to turn the furnace off?  

We can't seem to be within shouting distance of the average high long enough to even contemplate that here!

Well, when you live in a condo building, you are pretty well insulated ... but ... it's going to get pretty cold tonight, so ... not sure

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Well, when you live in a condo building, you are pretty well insulated ... but ... it's going to get pretty cold tonight, so ... not sure

Just turn the oven on and leave the door open!

[Linus]

Buck puts that “double” in his hip pocket.