Game Thread Twins @ Red Stockings 12:35pm CDT 4/17/2022 AD

[Aggies7]

2 runs feels like 2,000 at this point

[USAFChief]

keystone cops out in right center. Someone needs to call that and have himself set up to throw home.

[Danchat]

Ober is very good at inducing fly balls to CF, for whatever reason.

[AceWrigley]

@%#^$!*$%(^&$$

[RickOShea]

Sano is able to dominate any game.....................negatively!

[Aggies7]

Polanco have a piano on his back? My god

[LastOnePicked]

The 2021 season hasn't ended yet, I see.

[Aggies7]

Omg a hit

[RickOShea]

I worked one summer for a cemetery.  We had to move graves to meet the revised layout.  Strahm reminds me of what one of the clients may have looked like.

[mrtwinsfan]

Called a lawyer who called Obers agent who called the red sox scorers booth, And it worked   He deserved better!

[CRF]

Bremer just said we have a .187 team BA. DOH! Sano isn't only below the Mendoza line...he's below Mendoza's dead and buried grandma's line. 

[Brock Beauchamp]

Interesting. Until a few minutes ago, I wasn’t sure Kepler knew left field existed. 

[Aggies7]

Just now, CRF said:

Bremer just said we have a .187 team BA. DOH! Sano isn't only below the Mendoza line...he's below Mendoza's dead and buried grandma's line. 

Lots of folks on the interstate. Some getting close to state route territory 

[Twins_Fan_For_Life]

I must be hallucinating. I think I just saw Kepler let the ball travel a little deeper in the zone and shoot it the other way.

[USAFChief]

[Aggies7]

No shutout today baby!

[bighat]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

No shutout today baby!

Still feels like the Twins are down about 6-1 right now.

[glunn]

Sano can now achieve redemption, and a walk would be OK.

[USAFChief]

THREE and oh!

[Aggies7]

Postage stamp strike zone 

[Brock Beauchamp]

Sano should not be taking on 3-0 there. 

[twinssporto]

Let's go Garlick!!!  Please!!!!!

[CRF]

I like Garlic(k), but not with the bases juiced and two out. 

[Mike Frasier Law]

I know sano isn’t hitting for ****. But another commentator pointed out how he doesn’t Swing and miss out of the zone. He has one hell of an eye. 

[twinssporto]

Sorry I'm late...had to get the lamb on the grill. 

[bighat]

Garlick has really just been thrown right into the fire, hasn't he? His only 3 ABs so far this season have all been pretty big.

[Mike Frasier Law]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Sano should not be taking on 3-0 there. 

I bet he was looking for a specific pitch in a specific location. 

[Aggies7]

Predictable 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Sano should not be taking on 3-0 there. 

I certainly hope he had the green light, but I don't mind taking if the pitch isn't where he was looking. And that pitch wasn't down' the middle.

[LVTwinsfan]

Bottom of the seventh, this is close to the time when the Twins usually just give up