Game Thread Twins vs Red Socks 12:10pm cdt 4/15/2021 ad

[MNT1996]

Jackie Robinson's wife is still alive? Wow, that's awesome

[bighat]

Kepler. P.U.

 

Getting sick of waiting for this guy to do something. No homers yet?

 

We're not starting Max every day in the OF so he can hit 12 HR and drive in 50.

 

Astudillo with a follow up joke AB right after. Disgusting.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Astudillo isn't going to last long as the IFFB king of baseball.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sano on base again.

 

Unstoppable force. Well, except being forced at home.

[MNT1996]

 

Kepler. P.U.

 

Getting sick of waiting for this guy to do something. No homers yet?

 

We're not starting Max every day in the OF so he can hit 12 HR and drive in 50.

 

Astudillo with a follow up joke AB right after. Disgusting.

 

Yeah people always say that spring training isn't indicative of how a player is going to do in the regular season, but Kepler was so bad in March that I find it hard to believe he's going to suddenly be the player he was in 2019. His days in the Twins OF are limited. 

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Astudillo isn't going to last long as the IFFB king of baseball.

I googled iffb, first thing that comes up is Independent Film Festival Boston.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

I googled iffb, first thing that comes up is Independent Film Festival Boston.

InField FlyBall

[nicksaviking]

 

Astudillo what are you doing

 

Yeah, but I'm giving myself a personal moratorium on Astudillo complaints until Cave, Sano and Polanco stop OPSing 300 points lower than him.

 

 

 

[MNT1996]

 

I googled iffb, first thing that comes up is Independent Film Festival Boston.

 

Yeah Astudillo is secretly a film maker in his spare time

[snotboogie]

 

Yeah Astudillo is secretly a film maker in his spare time

That guy does everything!

[nicksaviking]

 

I googled iffb, first thing that comes up is Independent Film Festival Boston.

 

 

InField FlyBall

 

I got International Federation of Bodybuilding and Fitness.

 

I thought Brock was making a different kind of joke.

[Puckett34]

 

Yeah Astudillo is secretly a film maker in his spare time

Renaissance Man

[ScrapTheNickname]

It's 47 degrees in Boston at this moment, yet the Boston TV announcers talk about how the Minnesota crowd is wearing crazy hats that cover their ears. Our reputation obviously precedes -- and exceeds -- us.

[Otto von Ballpark]

 

Dear quibbler, I was going with "in the position" they were at on opening day! (I just wanted to use the word quibbler, don't think I ever have.)

Actually, I just realized that Arraez is in LF today -- for some reason I thought he was in the infield. He also started in LF on opening day, which is what I meant in my earlier post.

 

So, I quibbled correctly!

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

 

Yeah Astudillo is secretly a film maker in his spare time

The film he entered in the festival is about a man who can't walk. A very sad but uplifting film.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

 

Actually, I just realized that Arraez is in LF today -- for some reason I thought he was in the infield. He was also in LF on opening day, which is what I meant in my earlier post.

 

So, I quibbled correctly!

I am not surprised that you are correct. I was thinking the "original starting lineup as INTENDED." Ha ha.

[bighat]

Nice grab Willians!

[MMMordabito]

 

Yeah Astudillo is secretly a film maker in his spare time

 

With that new pony tail, I thought he might be the "film" star.

[LVTwinsfan]

With that new pony tail, I thought he might be the "film" star.

Is that hair? I thought it was a swiffer

[cHawk]

I don’t like all of these 1-2 pitch at bats

[snotboogie]

 

The film he entered in the festival is about a man who can't walk. A very sad but uplifting film.

Can't walk, yet finds himself all over the park.

[LVTwinsfan]

I don’t like all of these 1-2 pitch at bats

Arraez took care of that issue well

[MMMordabito]

I love watching that kid hit.  Give him a 10 year deal!

[USAFChief]

The film he entered in the festival is about a man who can't walk. A very sad but uplifting film.

The eternal "can't? Or won't?" question is what really gives the film it's tension and drama, IMO.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

I love watching that kid hit.  Give him a 10 year deal!

But only give his knees a 2 year deal.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

The eternal "can't? Or won't?" question is what really gives the film it's tension and drama, IMO.

That's the subcurrent of the film. He thinks he can't walk, but he really won't walk. In the end he doesn't walk anyway. The film is under review.

[Aggies7]

Can they really not schedule another time for the tornado drill?? Schedule comes out months ago

[LVTwinsfan]

The siren works turn it off already

[ScrapTheNickname]

Um, this is strange, and getting beyond strange, moving into the ridiculous and pathetic range.

[Mill1634]

Alright guys, the siren works.