Mad Men audition...Create the new 2019 Twins slogan.

[twinssporto]

Yesterday the old man and Moderator to Twins Daily "USAChief" posted a thread about Patrick Reusse's article in the Star Tribune about the new suggested Twins slogan for 2019..."Wish us Luck".  

 

That post by Chief got me thinking....Since the season is almost over and all of our expectations are shattered, I thought it might be a good idea to blow off a little steam and ask our readers to come up with their own 2019 Minnesota Twins slogan.  

 

Points are awarded for creativity.  I will award the winning slogan by Sunday (chosen and picked by me.)  There is a HUGE prize by the way. 

 

Twins Daily note: If the Minnesota Twins or any of it affiliates, marketing agencies or creative types take any of these ideas published on said web site (Twinsdaily.com) a copy write payment must be made to Twinssporto in the amount greater to or equal to the amount the Minnesota Twins organization pays for that type of creative output to an outside agency.

 

Couple of quick points. The slogans can be positive or negative. No nasty comments. The funnier the better.   

 

I'll start with a positive 2019 slogan for the Minnesota Twins season:

 

 

 

 

If you're a glass half empty type here's a negative slogan for the Twins in 2019:

 

 

 

[70charger]

Twins baseball: Because your company’s tickets are actually pretty good seats.

[jimmer]

Twins 2019. Continiung to build for the future.

 

OR

 

Twins Baseball.  Always building for the future.

 

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[USAFChief]

THIS is how we baseball??

[Vanimal46]

If you join the Champion's Club, you won't have to watch a single pitch! We promise.

[ashbury]

Twins Baseball: What Time Can You Be Here?

[FormerMinnasotan]

Minnesota Twins: Building for 2020.

[jimmer]

Twins Baseball, We may not raise our level of play, but we'll raise our ticket prices.

[zenser]

Twins Baseball: AAA product, MLB prices.

 

Twins Baseball:  Because the Saints are out of town this weekend.

[jimmer]

 

Twins Baseball: AAA product, MLB prices.

 

Twins Baseball:  Because the Saints are out of town this weekend.

That second one made me spit water on my laptop :-)

[USAFChief]

 

Twins Baseball: AAA product, MLB prices.

 

Twins Baseball:  Because the Saints are out of town this weekend.

#2 sounds like a winner.

[Rigby]

Twins Baseball : Because triplets would just be a bit much.

[ashbury]

#2 sounds like a winner.

This is a poor choice for a slogan, given that Brian Dozier was recently traded.

 

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[Otto von Ballpark]

We could take our 2019 slogan from 1984:

 

"Ignorance is Strength"

[Otto von Ballpark]

Twins 2019. Continiung to build for the future.

 

OR

 

Twins Baseball. Always building for the future.

Gotta meme-ify it for 2019:

 

[boomerb5]

Their perennial slogan:

On the verge of mediocrity.

 

Or...

Twins baseball...Molitor is still managing. (He's from St Paul, dontchaknow)

[IndianaTwin]

Twins Baseball: Because then you don't have to listen to Gladden...

 

(Or watch Bert, whatever.)

[Brock Beauchamp]

The Minnesota Twins: Forget to Know ‘Em

[Otto von Ballpark]

Twins Baseball: Because then you don't have to listen to Gladden...

 

(Or watch Bert, whatever.)

But, how do they keep that slogan out of the TV and radio broadcasts?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

We could take our 2019 slogan from 1984:

 

"Ignorance is Strength"

Pretty good... Or well, you might say.

 

Matches the slogan up on the farm...

 

4 feet good...

 

Not sure yet if refers to twins players or bunting.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

In memory of how they used to always describe rising rookies as needing to "slow the game down" in order to react appropriately to bad hopes and split second decisions...

 

"Making baseball slo'gan!" somehow comes to mind.

[Vanimal46]

Twins baseball: Back by popular demand, Chris Gimenez!

[Squirrel]

My 2019 slogan:

 

Welcome to Minny, Manny!

 

 

 

 

[twinssporto]

How about this for a slogan:

 

Minnesota Twins baseball - still better than watching a fence post!

[Craig Arko]

Quoting that great bard William Shatner: “Get a life!”

[Han Joelo]

 

Twins Baseball 2019:  Bill Paxton's entire Game Over Rant from Aliens.  Ending with: "Then let's put the little girl in charge.  F-it, Let's put TD in Charge."

 

[IndianaTwin]

(Warning: Math Ahead!)

 

Minnesota Twins: 100 Lakes per Win.

[Twodogs]

The 2019 Minnesota Twins, we won it all 28 years ago.

[jimmer]

 

How about this for a slogan:

 

Minnesota Twins baseball - still better than watching a fence post!

how much better? :-)

[ewen21]

Show a guy jumping up and down, screaming insanely......

 

YOu gotta be positive!!!  YOu gotta be positive!!!

or 

"Being positive".....It sure beats reality