Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 3/31/18 @ 6:05 PM

[AlwaysinModeration]

9 pitch inning helped Gibby there.  Easily can go 6, maybe into the 7th?

[Riverbrian]

 

thanks...but that seems like a lot of work.

 

"Pry off with crowbar" sounding less and less risky.

 

The new Dishwashers come with internet and satellite tracking. 

[Platoon]

I had a cousin who worked for the city of Duluth.

 

He was the guy who went out and made potholes on the streets to give the guys who fix potholes something to do. 

 

He was better at it then the other guys.

 

Was he the same guy who took out some of those paving stones on Superior St? Or did they have a separate specialist for that?

[Blake]

 

You should have said something before Chief got the Solder out. 

 

http://www.ausgamestore.com/assets/images/Xbox/repairs/DuoX2_large_0006.jpg

Should have used duct-tape.

[Squirrel]

 

 

I made all the kids learn to drive a stick first. No wimpy automatics. The two girls got to the top of the hill in our local town, and could NOT get going after stopping for a stop sign. They ended up rolling back two blocks to the bottom of the hill and starting over. They said they called me every name they could think of!

My Dad taught me. But he also taught me the useful trick of using my handbrake, and letting it down slowly as I lift the clutch and push down on the gas. Nowadays, I don't need that help, but back then ... was a useful tip. Of course, there was that one time that I pushed down a bit too much on the gas and came up too quick on the clutch ... burned a little rubber on that one.

[ashbury]

Went to UMD and lived there for 3 years after graduating.

So that makes, what, 14 years of residence there?

 

_{^{/ yeah, yeah, Chief posted something good, first}}

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Not that Chief asked me, but I recommend this model:

 

 

http://asgnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cuci-piriang.jpg

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

I've had the same dishwasher for 37 years now.

 

//ducks

I've had mine for 32 years. Granted I have to dry now that I'm retired...

[Puckett34]

 

The new Dishwashers come with internet and satellite tracking. 

And Twitter and Facebook!    Soon enough, my dishwasher will be posting to TD!

[AlwaysinModeration]

Just bought tickets to take my three boys to the game tomorrow. Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose!

 

Anyone else going?

[Riverbrian]

 

I made all the kids learn to drive a stick first. No wimpy automatics. The two girls got to the top of the hill in our local town, and could NOT get going after stopping for a stop sign. They ended up rolling back two blocks to the bottom of the hill and starting over. They said they called me every name they could think of!

 

I'm trying to imagine the name calling portion of the story in my head. 

 

I'm going to assume they used Xavier if they tried to do it alphabetically. 

[Squirrel]

 

So that makes, what, 14 years of residence there?

 

_{^{/ yeah, yeah, Chief posted something good, first}}

 

 

 

 

/so why did you try to top him knowing you couldn't?

[mikeee]

Looks like they have somethin going again...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Welcome to the bigs, Nestor Cortez..

[USAFChief]

 

Should have used duct-tape.

 

That's where "replace panel" comes in, as it turns out.

[ashbury]

Well that's the first thing I did, I got rid of the error code.  Didn't take a sledge hammer though.  I just took a screwdriver to the light, and a few light taps on the screwdriver handle with a hammer, and voila!  No more error code.

The Electricians' Union will be in touch shortly for their initiation fee and annual dues.

[Riverbrian]

 

Gotta practice when the games don't count

 

[USAFChief]

 

And Twitter and Facebook!    Soon enough, my dishwasher will be posting to TD!

If mine does, I'm going to have to change my material.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I've had the same dishwasher for 37 years now.

 

//ducks

I followed this one when I replaced my control panel. It worked pretty well, but some of the screw placements were different.

 

[USAFChief]

 

Some of us went to Spring Training. tyvm

Yeah and you know the key to good humor timing.

[Riverbrian]

 

Was he the same guy who took out some of those paving stones on Superior St? Or did they have a separate specialist for that?

 

Same Guy

 

He was pure talent. 

[AlwaysinModeration]

Who's got Castro with a grannie here?

[jimbo92107]

If we're comparing swings to punches, Buxton's swing was more of an overhand right than an uppercut. 

[Aggies7]

Buxton, how you gonna leave the bat on your shoulder there?

[Nine of twelve]

Eeew, bases loaded, 0 outs, 0 runs scored.

[jimbo92107]

Good grief Castro, you could have bunted a run over...

[USAFChief]

 

I followed this one when I replaced my control panel. It worked pretty well, but some of the screw placements were different.

Thanks Sconnie, that comes closest to my situation of anything yet.  that might work.

[Nine of twelve]

Who's got Castro with a grannie here?

Jeez, it would be impossible to time a jinx worse than this one.

[Aggies7]

This is an important inning for Gibson. Not just for the H column, but must stop the momentum

[drock2190]

First time the Twins scored zero runs after loading the bases with none out this season!