Game Thread Twins vs Indians @ 12:10 & 7:10 CDT 8/17/2017

[h2oface]

Bummer. Anywhere but there. Now we need a real hit.

[wsnydes]

 

SOMEBODY BUTT THE BALL IN PLAY!

FTFY

[USAFChief]

uffda

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Let's keep current politics out of this.

What about voltage politics?

[USAFChief]

 

What about voltage politics?

Are you trying to get me amp'd up?

[wsnydes]

 

Are you trying to get me amp'd up?

Stop!  This hertz my brain!

 

As does the lack of situational hitting...

[Jerr]

[USAFChief]

At the very least it would be nice if teams had to throw pitches in the strike zone to K Twins hitters.

[Aggies7]

Shameful

[SF Twins Fan]

That hurts....

[Danchat]

Wow... more horrendous RISP today.

[mickeymental]

a bunt probably woulda tied the score ...

[USAFChief]

Every time I hear RBI are meaningless, simply a function of opportunity, a little piece of my heart dies.

[Mike Sixel]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Are you trying to get me amp'd up?

Nah, i know who's in charge...

[gheggs42]

Just put the ball in the air in the 1st and the 7th and we are ahead 4-3, wow. 

[AlwaysinModeration]

a bunt probably woulda tied the score ...

So far the Twins have tried three different varieties...

 

Bases loaded no one out

First and second no one out

Third base no one out

 

Result: zero runs

[USAFChief]

Why is Boshers pitching to RH hitters, Paul?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

a bunt probably woulda tied the score ...

With what happened the last time to Polanco?

[USAFChief]

Dickbert shocked, shocked I say, that Guyer wasn't bunting.

[Jerr]

 

That hurts....

And Watt's worse, embarrassing to be so inept at home!!!!

[Aggies7]

now Cleveland has 2nd and 3rd nobody out. let's see how a team of professionals handles this

[SF Twins Fan]

Why is Boshers still in the game...

[Mike Sixel]

 

Why is Boshers pitching to RH hitters, Paul?

 

Ya, I'm done with Molitor at this point. 

[S.]

 

Why is Boshers pitching to RH hitters, Paul?

Because Paul really wants to solidify himself as the worst in the league at bullpen management.

[wsnydes]

 

And Watt's worse, embarrassing to be so inept at home!!!!

I need to meditate to remain calm...ohmmmmmm, ohmmmmm, ohmmmm.

[USAFChief]

Thanks, Mr Santana.

[S.]

 

I need to meditate to remain calm...ohmmmmmm, ohmmmmm, ohmmmm.

Personally, I recommend taking up substance abuse. Much more effective than meditation.

[USAFChief]

 

I need to meditate to remain calm...ohmmmmmm, ohmmmmm, ohmmmm.

Try listening to a little AC/DC while you're at it.

[big dog]

 

I need to meditate to remain calm...ohmmmmmm, ohmmmmm, ohmmmm.

SERENITY NOW!!!!!