Game Thread Twins vs Indians @ 12:10 & 7:10 CDT 8/17/2017

[h2oface]

Well that was fortunate. 

[wsnydes]

 

Personally, I recommend taking up substance abuse. Much more effective than meditation.

I'm far past that.  I ran out of scotch a long time ago.

[Cap'n Piranha]

Goose Faba Whoooosaaaa

[wsnydes]

 

Try listening to a little AC/DC while you're at it.

I've got Battery by Metallica on repeat.

[wsnydes]

That's the sort of situational hitting that good teams possess. 

[S.]

This bullpen...and now we have a 90mph throwing Perkins added into the mix! 

[Aggies7]

UNREAL

[USAFChief]

**** ******** ******* the *******'ing *****.

 

 

[Mike Sixel]

I vote they not sign any RPs in teh off season again. Worked well this year....

[wsnydes]

 

Try listening to a little AC/DC while you're at it.

Now I've got a Twisted Transistor...

[big dog]

Ryan Pressly, your plane to Rochester is boarding.  But you can make Gibson carry your bag.

[Jerr]

0-2 and serve it up.........................

[USAFChief]

 

That's the sort of situational hitting that good teams possess. 

That's the sort of 0-2 pitch bad teams throw.

[Aggies7]

People who factored in to today's game that I don't want to see on the roster next year:

 

Gibson

Boshers

Pressly

Molitor

[Cap'n Piranha]

[wsnydes]

 

**** ******** ******* the *******'ing *****.

Q-bert would like to give you a lesson.

[Mike Sixel]

 

People who factored in to today's game that I don't want to see on the roster next year:

 

Gibson

Boshers

Pressly

Molitor

 

Grossman too.

[Darius]

Can we sell again now?

[h2oface]

Don't you love it how people keep saying stuff like.... "but Pressly has good stuff......."

[h2oface]

Now he will get a strikeout. When the pressure is off. 

 

Good thing Molitor pulled Gee when he did, instead of letting him get stretched out.....

[big dog]

There's just something about the way the Twins get slaughtered by good teams that makes me think maybe they aren't a good team.  I dunno, might be something there.

[mickeymental]

cleveland shoulda bunted.

[wsnydes]

I didn't think that teams took BP between games of a double header...

[USAFChief]

 

cleveland shoulda bunted.

or fake bunted, so we could pick off the runner on 2nd.

[Aggies7]

F this, I have grass to cut.

[wsnydes]

 

or fake bunted, so we could pick off the runner on 2nd.

Hey, that's proven to be an effective strategy!

[S.]

 

I vote they not sign any RPs in teh off season again. Worked well this year....

Anything less than 3 non scrap heap relievers acquired this offseason is a failure. Also, spend some money and get Darvish. Realistically, no one in our bullpen this season should have a guaranteed spot next year.

[h2oface]

Can we go for 3?

[USAFChief]

I'm still fine with Pressly being in the bullpen next year.  Seriously.  He DOES have good stuff, and they aren't going to replace everybody.

I am NOT fine with Molitor.  Let's not forget this inning starts with Boshers giving up a ringing single off the LF wall, and then a double to a RH hitter.

[h2oface]

At least we have Grossman in as a defensive replacement for Kepler in the 8th and 9th.