Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 4/3 @ 3:10pm CT

[Squirrel]

 

All I have to say about that is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

COOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR!

[Bark's Lounge]

Mutha Walka!!!

[Squirrel]

 

 

Game Winning Walk!

Thank goodness for those bunts ... set that up perfectly!

[diehardtwinsfan]

ok buck... time for a HR.

[USAFChief]

This'ns OVAH!  Bullpen's got this.

[Mike Sixel]

Way to 

 

recibe base por bolas

 

Robbie.

[Mill1634]

Who pitches the 8th?

[Taildragger8791]

And the intimidating Grossman forces the 4-pitch walk with bases loaded, stirring up memories of Albert Pujols in his prime.

[USAFChief]

Weird coincidence...I was just in an elevator with REO Speedwagon too.

 

At the senior center.

[Riverbrian]

 

I mean, it's possible, but I feel a guy providing a walk-off winner essentially every other day would have been big enough news for me to be aware of it.

 

Yeah it's possible... let's go with that.

 

Just so you know... I wouldn't bother fact checking anything I type.  It's pointless since I typically don't fact check anything before I type it. 

[kydoty]

4-0 walk. Best RBI available.

[Squirrel]

 

This'ns OVAH!  Bullpen's got this.

FFS, Chief ... man ... I know people are rusty early in the season but do we really need to go over jinx criteria?

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Who pitches the 8th?

 

The pitcher.

[USAFChief]

 

Who pitches the 8th?

 

Doubt it.  We don't have a backup first baseman.

[Mill1634]

 

The pitcher.

Big, if true. 

[Mike Sixel]

 

The pitcher.

 

El pitcheo.....sigh. 

[Mill1634]

 

Doubt it.  We don't have a backup first baseman.

But we have ByungHo Pa....

 

Nevermind. 

[Blake]

 

Weird coincidence...I was just in an elevator with REO Speedwagon too.

 

At the senior center.

Make you feel young or old?

[Riverbrian]

 

The reason I was late to the game thread is I had a doctor appointment this afternoon.  Nothing serious, just a check up.  I was a bit concerned though, when after reviewing my height and weight, he told me he was concerned about my height.

 

"My height?" I said.  "Hmmm, that's the first time a doctor has mentioned that.  What about my height concerns you?

 

"Well," he said, according to this here chart, at your weight you should be just over 7 feet tall."

 

My doctor did the same thing but told me 10 Feet 10 Inches

[USAFChief]

 

Make you feel young or old?

no.

[Jerr]

 

The pitcher.

pitcheo 

[Mike Sixel]

 

pitcheo 

 

well done.

[LaBombo]

The commuter cannon at work is down, so I had to drive home.  What did I miss?

 

 

http://www.universalexports.net/Movies/Graphics/13-images/graydon.jpg

[DaveW]

Buxton hitting third really paying off.

Molitor proving again why he is the WORST manager in baseball. Meanwhile there is a good shot Sano won't get to the plate this inning.

[twinssporto]

 

FFS, Chief ... man ... I know people are rusty early in the season but do we really need to go over jinx criteria?

 

I thought jinx's were ALWAYS turned off on opening day.  I think that's a MLB rule that went into existence 20-30 years ago.  I'll look it up quick.

 

Yep, no jinx's count on opening day.  

 

The bullpen has this.  

[wavedog]

Have to get a bat on the ball Buxton.  

[Cap'n Piranha]

Danny talking about Travis Wood, and the thing he's most impressed with is his 9 career homers.  Not really relevant to an AL pitcher.  Excuse me, pitcheo.

[Mill1634]

I say we try a triple steal. 

[USAFChief]

How much wood would Travis Wood chuck if Travis Wood could chuck wood?

[NoCryingInBaseball]

Say it's so...JOE!!!