Game Thread: Twins @ As, 5/31 9:05pm

[Ben B]

Valencia gave it a try with a bad 2014 season, but he's managed to continue the Twins' perfect record of players getting better after they leave Minnesota. 

[Richie the Rally Goat]

If that's what I have to look forward to, I'm not ready to be a dad.

oh yeah, my toddler just got over hand foot and mouth disease. It was a full week of hell. Thank god I didn't get it from her, but every kid in her daycare class got it. Jesus we went 5 days no sleep, just wailing.... Ellipse.... Believe it or not, it's worth it. Being a dad is awesome

[Aggies7]

ARGUE !!  These 2 clowns need to stop talking about "the leg kick"........

[Platoon]

I swallowed a whole wad of Beech Nut during a game in Legion Ball.

 

I was like 16. Good Times

Hopefully you didn't chew during the Legion Code of Conduct.

[Blake]

 

ARGUE !!  These 2 clowns need to stop talking about "the leg kick"........

Dick is okay. What's his name needs to talk less. A lot less. Maybe even a lot lot less.

[HitInAPinch]

 

well, this was fun. bedtime for this bonzo.  goodnight and GO TWINS!!!!!!

yeah, I'll watch the replay on FSN tomorrow.  Go Twins !!!

[Riverbrian]

 

I've been dipping tobacco for years but actually chewing it grosses me out.

 

Try swallowing it. 

 

It will make what conviction you have... that much stronger. 

[Aggies7]

Try swallowing it.

 

It will make what conviction you have... that much stronger.

 

I've mistaken my spittoon for a water bottle more than once. Edited June 1, 2016 by Aggies7

[Platoon]

Did not Sano pull a hammy last year also? Dick just said Zuke was held out of two games because of getting whacked in the mask? Thank goodness, for awhile I thought it was his .200 avg.

[Blake]

Stadium announcer: Now batting: Kurt Suzuki

 

I think the proper intro is closer to: Now coming to the plate, Kurt Suzuki.

[David HK]

Bux, every time you hit the ball in the air, you owe me 20 pushups.  

 

[John Kelsey]

Eduardo Nunez: Destroyer of worlds

[Reider]

New drinking game: Have a drink every time these guys say "leg kick."

[Pardon My Dinger]

Ah, Nunez... So good to see one of our prospects shine in the show!

[Aggies7]

Did anyone else notice that nunezs helmet never stays on?

 

LOL

 

[John Kelsey]

Brian Dozier: Destroyer of rallies

[David HK]

....a-a-a-a-and he pulls it on the ground to the shortstop.  *sigh*

[Aggies7]

Jeeze take a pitch for gods sake

[Platoon]

If I had a say, I would take advantage of the Nunez bubble, and trade him now. Sell as high as u can.

[formerly33]

 

Stadium announcer: Now batting: Kurt Suzuki

 

I think the proper intro is closer to: Now coming to the plate, Kurt Suzuki.

You confused "batting" with "hitting."

[Reider]

Brian Dozier: Still pulling the ball, still getting out.

[Riverbrian]

 

How long did it stay down? 30 seconds? Long enough to make to the plate and barf on the ump?

 

I was busting it to 1st base on a grounder. I don't remember barfing but I remember being safe and trying to take a lead and having to crawl back because I became so lightheaded that I couldn't stand. I was laying face down with arm stretched fully so my fingers could reach the base. 

 

I believe they stopped the game at that point but I don't remember. 

[Platoon]

....a-a-a-a-and he pulls it on the ground to the shortstop.  *sigh*

not always, sometimes he hits a fly ball to left! The

[twinssporto]

 

Brian Dozier: Destroyer of rallies

That was hilarious!  Just choked on my beer.  

[David HK]

 

I've been dipping tobacco for years but actually chewing it grosses me out.

My first 2 roomates at UND were good ol' farm kids from Rugby, and dipped that Skoal like no tomorrow.  I learned the hard way, and very quickly, to check which Mountain Dew can was mine before taking a sip.

[Riverbrian]

 

Hopefully you didn't chew during the Legion Code of Conduct.

 

Back then... I think it was in the code of conduct. 

[LaBombo]

Darren Wolfson already tweeting that preliminary assessment is that Sano's hamstring is bad enough that it may require Elton John surgery.     The Braves' team surgeon who performed Elton's may also be doing Miguel's.

 

http://www.coveragemail.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Elton-John-Picture-Surface-on-Wheelchair-During-Visit-to-Disneyland.jpg

[Aggies7]

My first 2 roomates at UND were good ol' farm kids from Rugby, and dipped that Skoal like no tomorrow.  I learned the hard way, and very quickly, to check which Mountain Dew can was mine before taking a sip.

That's weird, my first roommate was from football

 

Yeah, it sure is gross.

[Aggies7]

Darren Wolfson already tweeting that preliminary assessment is that Sano's hamstring is bad enough that it may require Elton John surgery.     The Braves' team surgeon who performed Elton's may also be doing Miguel's.

 

http://www.coveragemail.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Elton-John-Picture-Surface-on-Wheelchair-During-Visit-to-Disneyland.jpg

Disturbing picture

[Blake]

 

Brian Dozier: Destroyer of rallies