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Remember when we swept that first place team, then stunk against the last place one?

 

Good times

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Yeah, well I can't recommend that you play the field.

I try to play the field but end up looking like sano in right

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Excerpted from Dozier Dungeon,   a Mazes and Monsters Pen and Paper Solo Adventure:

 

From down the dimly lit corridor,   a Beholder comes hurtling toward you!!!

 

http://magic.wizards.com/sites/mtg/files/image_legacy_migration/magic/images/mtgcom/fcpics/making/mr294_Beholder.jpg

 

Do you

 

A.     Attack it with your mace?    Read paragraph 4a for this option.

 

B.    Dodge its attack and prepare a spell to cast?    Read paragraph 4b for this option.

 

C.    Flee from it?     Read paragraph 4c for this option.

 

 

 

Paragraph 4A.   Roll one ten-sided die   (1d10)

 

1-2     You take a mighty swing at the beholder at miss once,   twice,   three times!     The beholder bites your face off.   You have died.

 

3-5     Your strike glances off the beholder,   which bounces off the ground to your left side.   But it quickly recovers and shoots you with an enfeeblement ray,   rendering you too slow to run or fight.   You have died.

 

6-9     Your mace connects weakly with the beholder.    It is driven high and back momentarily by your mace, but not far.   What looked like a killing blow has only angered the beholder,  which burns you to ash with an energy ray.    You have died.

 

10     You smash the beholder with a single,   mighty blow,    sending pieces of it flying everywhere!    You have survived the beholder.    Fortune and glory awaits in the corridor beyond!

Pardon My Dinger Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Excerpted from Dozier Dungeon, a Mazes and Monsters Pen and Paper Solo Adventure:

 

From down the dimly lit corridor, a Beholder comes hurtling toward you!!!

 

http://magic.wizards.com/sites/mtg/files/image_legacy_migration/magic/images/mtgcom/fcpics/making/mr294_Beholder.jpg

 

Do you

 

A. Attack it with your mace? Read paragraph 4a for this option.

 

B. Dodge its attack and prepare a spell to cast? Read paragraph 4b for this option.

 

C. Flee from it? Read paragraph 4c for this option.

 

 

 

Paragraph 4A. Roll one ten-sided die (1d10)

 

1-2 You take a mighty swing at the beholder at miss once, twice, three times! The beholder bites your face off. You have died.

 

3-5 You strike glances off the beholder, which bounces off the ground to your left side. But it quickly recovers and shoots you with an enfeeblement ray, rendering you to slow to run or fight. You have died.

 

6-9 Your mace connects weakly with the beholder. It is driven high and back momentarily by your mace, but not far. What looked like a killing blow has only angered the beholder, which burns you to ash with an energy ray. You have died.

 

10 You smash the beholder with a single, mighty blow, sending pieces of it flying everywhere! You have survived the beholder. Fortune and glory awaits in the corridor beyond!

So that's what you've been up to.

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Excerpted from Dozier Dungeon,   a Mazes and Monsters Pen and Paper Solo Adventure:

 

From down the dimly lit corridor,  a Beholder comes hurtling toward you!!!

 

http://magic.wizards.com/sites/mtg/files/image_legacy_migration/magic/images/mtgcom/fcpics/making/mr294_Beholder.jpg

 

Do you

 

A.   Attack it with your mace?   Read paragraph 4a for this option.

 

B.  Dodge its attack and prepare a spell to cast?   Read paragraph 4b for this option.

 

C.  Flee from it?    Read paragraph 4c for this option.

 

 

 

Paragraph 4A.   Roll one ten-sided die   (1d10)

 

1-2   You take a mighty swing at the beholder at miss once,  twice,  three times!    The beholder bites your face off.   You have died.

 

3-5   You strike glances off the beholder,  which bounces off the ground to your left side.  But it quickly recovers and shoots you with an enfeeblement ray,   rendering you to slow to run or fight.   You have died.

 

6-9    Your mace connects weakly with the beholder.   It is driven high and back momentarily by your mace, but not far.  What looked like a killing blow has only angered the beholder,  which burns you to ash with an energy ray.    You have died.

 

10    You smash the beholder with a single,  mighty blow,   sending pieces of it flying everywhere!    You have survived the beholder.    Fortune and glory awaits in the corridor beyond!

God bless you. Or help you.

Squirrel GOAT

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It don't matter to me

 

If you walked around telling everybody Aubrey was your name. 

Yeah ...

 

If

alskntwnsfn Draft Eligible

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A vintage Buxton AB.

 

That was the most encouraging AB I'd seen from him this year though in terms of how his swing looked.
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Excerpted from Dozier Dungeon,   a Mazes and Monsters Pen and Paper Solo Adventure:

 

From down the dimly lit corridor,   a Beholder comes hurtling toward you!!!

 

http://magic.wizards.com/sites/mtg/files/image_legacy_migration/magic/images/mtgcom/fcpics/making/mr294_Beholder.jpg

 

Do you

 

A.     Attack it with your mace?    Read paragraph 4a for this option.

 

B.    Dodge its attack and prepare a spell to cast?    Read paragraph 4b for this option.

 

C.    Flee from it?     Read paragraph 4c for this option.

 

 

 

Paragraph 4A.   Roll one ten-sided die   (1d10)

 

1-2     You take a mighty swing at the beholder at miss once,   twice,   three times!     The beholder bites your face off.   You have died.

 

3-5     You strike glances off the beholder,   which bounces off the ground to your left side.   But it quickly recovers and shoots you with an enfeeblement ray,   rendering you to slow to run or fight.   You have died.

 

6-9     Your mace connects weakly with the beholder.    It is driven high and back momentarily by your mace, but not far.   What looked like a killing blow has only angered the beholder,  which burns you to ash with an energy ray.    You have died.

 

10     You smash the beholder with a single,   mighty blow,    sending pieces of it flying everywhere!    You have survived the beholder.    Fortune and glory awaits in the corridor beyond!

Is there an option for a leg kick?

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In other news, Suzuki fails to throw out a runner who has, what, a handful of steals in his career?

True, but he couldn't have got him with a pistol on that play. Davis had a tremendous jump.

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True, but he couldn't have got him with a pistol on that play. Davis had a tremendous jump.

Didn't see it, will take your world for it.

 

There goes another Twins Daily poster shooting his/her mouth off!!!

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