Game Thread: Twins @ As, 5/31 9:05pm

[Aggies7]

Surkamp? More like ma'ambarracks

[David HK]

Gol dang it-  Plouffe and Goldstein both went with the pitch and look what happened!  Something good!!  DOZEY!!!!   CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?  TAKE A LESSON!!!!!

 

--although I did nearly wet myself with laughter watching Trev puff around all those bases in one go!  LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Pardon My Dinger]

Surkamp? More like ma'ambarracks

Dull? More like...

[Pardon My Dinger]

...pass.

[Aggies7]

This guys got "powesink", eh? Funny, mine just works by gravity.

[David HK]

OMG, the new A's pitcher--  

 

I'm dyin' over here!  

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

Takes one to know one, eh?

 

Yeah... It all changed for me when I learned how to play a B Flat on Piano. 

 

When I moved the F in that chord to F Sharp... My weirdness became augmented. 

[David HK]

Jeepers, this just looks like 2 teams desperately trying to give this game away.

 

I wonder who wants it less?

[LaBombo]

After watching the crazy hops in the Oakland Coliseum,   I'm starting to think that the only difference between their outfield grass and my back yard is that they don't have dandelions or a charming little wishing well like I do.

 

http://www.picgifs.com/wallpapers/movie-and-tv-shows/the-ring/animaatjes-the-ring-44852.jpg

[Riverbrian]

 

No, m'lady.

 

Now I got Crazy Town "Butterfly" in my head and I know it wasn't what you intended... but it happened. 

[Pardon My Dinger]

Now I got Crazy Town "Butterfly" in my head and I know it wasn't what you intended... but it happened.

I'll not be privy to your perversions.

[Aggies7]

Now I got Crazy Town "Butterfly" in my head and I know it wasn't what you intended... but it happened.

 

If anyone talks about 90s music being better...punch them in the mouth

[Riverbrian]

 

Oy. Were you able to come back in time for spring training of your age 18 season?

 

 

Yeah everything was fine. 

 

My instant change in complexion allowed me to play vampire with my girlfriend after the game.  

[Pardon My Dinger]

If anyone talks about 90s music being better...punch them in the mouth

Not 90s though.

[Aggies7]

Not 90s though.

Oh, it certainly was my friend.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

After watching the crazy hops in the Oakland Coliseum,   I'm starting to think that the only difference between their outfield grass and my back yard is that they don't have dandelions or a charming little wishing well like I do.

 

http://www.picgifs.com/wallpapers/movie-and-tv-shows/the-ring/animaatjes-the-ring-44852.jpg

It's your own back yard, right?

 

Did you really need to wait until 2 AM to take a photo with night vision goggles?

[Aggies7]

Man, we aren't good at this game.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Oh, it certainly was my friend.

Ok. Maybe by a hair. 90s music shreds. Hard.

[David HK]

 

There has got to be that stat, somewhere-  runs given back after team scores.  

 

Gotta be.  

 

And we gotta be at the bottom.

Hm.  Methinks I must re-quote my re-quote.  It's deja vu all over again.  It's deja vu all over again.  It's...

[AlwaysinModeration]

Ahhh, the night games on the coast.

 

Long ago memories of the smuggled transistor hidden under the pillow, with the surreptitious ear phone in the pillow-side ear, and feigning restful sleep. And that late, sometimes could get a Twin Cities station, with the actual pre-game show, and post-game, too, if you were still awake. All those exotic sounding ads in between for things that City People buy, instead of the fertilizer promos and livestock prices during the inning breaks, and no post-game, cuz we gotta rush right into the farm report...

 

Signal fading in and out while the Twinks battled the California Angels, (or Seattle Pilots!), and nodding off sometime around the 5th or so with that giant earplug cracking away.

 

And now, at my desk in bloody Hong Kong, catching a gambling-site feed from Vladivostok.

 

Tempora mutantur, Jack. Tempus fugit, too.

You had me right up until the Seattle Pilots.

[Squirrel]

 

It's your own back yard, right?

 

Did you really need to wait until 2 AM to take a photo with night vision goggles?

Lol ... oh man, this made me really laugh ... hahaha ... 

[Riverbrian]

 

Yeah... It all changed for me when I learned how to play a B Flat on Piano. 

 

When I moved the F in that chord to F Sharp... My weirdness became augmented. 

 

ChiTown... I'm glad you got that joke.

 

Others may not have. 

[LaBombo]

 

I'll not be privy to your perversions.

 

For some reason I just for a second misread that as 'be a privy',   and I can't tell you how staunchly I stood in solidarity with your refusal...

 

 

http://www.19thcenturybottlediggers.com/Sheaf%20of%20wheat.jpg

 

 

[Squirrel]

 

ChiTown... I'm glad you got that joke.

 

Others may not have. 

I didn't really. I was just being polite.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Ok. Maybe by a hair. 90s music shreds. Hard.

Footnote: early to mid.

[Aggies7]

Ok. Maybe by a hair. 90s music shreds. Hard.

It sure does. But for every great band there was a crazy town, or limp bizkit, or sugar ray, or...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Lol ... oh man, this made me really laugh ... hahaha ... 

May I have a cookie?

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Please?

[Squirrel]

 

It sure does. But for every great band there was a crazy town, or limp bizkit, or sugar ray, or...

there were great bands in the 90s?

[twinssporto]

 

ChiTown... I'm glad you got that joke.

 

Others may not have. 

I didn't get it either.  Does it have something to do with the F word?  That's where I was going with it.  I wasn't much of a musician.  

[Pardon My Dinger]

there were great bands in the 90s?

Uh, shyeah.