Game Thread: Twins @ As, 5/31 9:05pm

[operation mindcrime]

When did the Twins pick up Bobby Boucher?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

I'd rather listen to actual bread

disagree but still funny

[twinssporto]

Dozier needs to employ a leg kick.

[Aggies7]

Dozier needs to employ a leg kick.

I think we'd all like to employ a leg kick when it comes to brian

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Roy having a gasm over the buxton hit

I beat him to it

 

 

 

(tasteless joke?)

[Pardon My Dinger]

Relatively short fly ball there.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Really oughta let Buck tag up on those. Just to see what happens.

What if we LOSE THE GAME?????

[Riverbrian]

 

The only time I've done that is when I was seriously, beyond comprehension drunk.

 

It don't matter to me

 

If you walked around telling everybody Aubrey was your name. 

[Aggies7]

I beat him to it

 

 

 

(tasteless joke?)

Careful...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Dozier needs to employ a leg kick.

This prevelant theme and the previous mention of Dr. Demento reminds me of the song Ti Kwan Leep.

 

Anyone else familiar with it?

[operation mindcrime]

Clutch Dozier!

[Aggies7]

It's far too late to continue watching bad baseball.

[twinssporto]

 

Relatively short fly ball there.

It was to the right side of the field.  The practice is paying off.   

[Aggies7]

This prevelant theme and the previous mention of Dr. Demento reminds me of the song Ti Kwan Leep.

Anyone else familiar with it?

Didn't he pitch the other night?

[Pardon My Dinger]

Boshers reminds me of my middle school principal. His name was Mr. "Walker" (spelled Wacker).

[Riverbrian]

 

If people haven't seen the full gorilla video, they need to watch it to appreciate this somewhat tasteless joke.

 

I'm sorry for the gorilla as I'm a pretty big lefty when it comes to animal rights (though I eat too much meat--topic for another thread) and my gut tells me the gorilla was just protecting the kid from all the screaming commotion the adults were causing... and I'm really glad the kid was basically unscratched... but seeing that video will give you butterflies.

 

end rant

 

I've done tasteless before... Hope you still think I'm alright. 

 

The Video was quite chilling and the Gorilla is probably my favorite animal but they had no choice. 

[Pardon My Dinger]

Point is, we all know how to say Boshers, aight?

[twinssporto]

Leg kicks for everyone!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

It's far too late to continue watching bad baseball.

Can i stay up if i just do gameday updates?

[Aggies7]

I've done tasteless before... Hope you still think I'm alright. 

 

The Video was quite chilling and the Gorilla is probably my favorite animal but they had no choice.

 

People act like gorillas are all wonderful. How soon we forget

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Didn't he pitch the other night?

Shoot. Musta missed it...

[Pardon My Dinger]

Hughsie looked rather distressed just then. His mind must be racing over which exotic species of big cat he should buy.

[Don Walcott]

Arica looks pretty good in right. Wonder how Sano would look at third?

[twinssporto]

Did I mention leg kicks cure baldness, low batting averages and most STD's?

[formerly33]

 

Arica looks pretty good in right. Wonder how Sano would look at third?

Injured?

[Aggies7]

Did I mention leg kicks cure baldness, low batting averages and most STD's?

Well, I have two of those things, so maybe I'll try it

[operation mindcrime]

Well, I have two of those things, so maybe I'll try it

Two out of three ain't bad -Meatloaf

[formerly33]

 

Well, I have two of those things, so maybe I'll try it

Just two weeks ago you announced that your only failing was having poor taste in sports teams ... you're going downhill fast, man. Fast. 

[Aggies7]

Just two weeks ago you announced that your only failing was having poor taste in sports teams ... you're going downhill fast, man. Fast. 

I look at baldness as a blessing. And I can bring up my average

[Don Walcott]

Injured?

Or not.