Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 5/23 @ 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

[Aggies7]

For out-of-towners not looking at Dopplers:

 

My non-existent weather forecasting powers tell me this will be a really quick shower and the game will be back on in 30 minutes. (And might get interrupted again later on)

I agree, but the radar lit up like a Christmas tree in the last few minutes. Maybe the whole state will follow suit

[amjgt]

We're not playing more baseball until tomorrow

[Riverbrian]

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[twinssporto]

 

The view of Molly sitting in the dugout, with the rain falling on him told the whole story of the season.

The lowest of lows.  The bottom of the pit.  Rock bottom.  Utter and total despair.

 

We can only go up from here baby!!

 

 

[Aggies7]

The lowest of lows.  The bottom of the pit.  Rock bottom.  Utter and total despair.

 

We can only go up from here baby!!

No.

 

It can indeed get worse.

[nicksaviking]

Is it like a triceratops?

No it's the weapon Poseidon uses to kill dragons and leprechauns.

 

Trust me, I'm an expert in Greek mythology.

[formerly33]

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[Mr. Brooks]

We're not playing more baseball until tomorrow

Disagree. We'll start back up at 945.

[twinssporto]

I think our odds of getting the first round pick next year looks really good.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

A pirate hat but that would mess with his hair. 

 

Let's put some more people on the keyboard. 

 

Bert and Ernie... Byung Ho Park and Lauren Shehadi. 

I'd love to, but I have to eat and study for a college entry test I am taking tomorrow. We'll have our time. Glad I was able to come through tonight!

[David HK]

 

Back in the 80's it was Whitey's... The Antique and The Bridge and The Spud and Shenanigans. 

Yep.  Those were the days.  Made memories happen in all of 'dem places- or rather, made memories go away, I think.  Had my mug on the ceiling at Frenchy's too.   

 

And the hockey trips-  there's probably still a face-print of mine in front of the Plaza in Madison.

 

(Sidebar-  it looks about the same as the faceprint in my desk today, from watching Nolasco toil.)

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Ha Ha!

 

[Thrylos]

 

they would simply pick up where they left off, correct?

Not that it makes a whole hell of beans. But still.

 

Nope.  It will be like game never happened if it is cancelled.  Only time they pick up where they left is on an official game that was tied and rained out.

[tobi0040]

This was Nolasco's 45th start. His ERA is well over 5.00. Meanwhile, Meyer got 1, Berrios got 4, and May had 25.

 

So there's that

[Dr. Evil]

How polads are not blowing this mess up makes me very pissed. Proves to me they don't care. Shut up Sid.

[Thrylos]

 

No it's the weapon Poseidon uses to kill dragons and leprechauns.

Trust me, I'm an expert in Greek mythology.

 

Thought that was gum.

[Aggies7]

Nope.  It will be like game never happened if it is cancelled.  Only time they pick up where they left is on an official game that was tied and rained out.

Oh goodness. Haven't we been through enough?

[Rigby]

 

We're not playing more baseball until tomorrow

Being pretty generous with what they're doing, aren't you.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

This was Nolasco's 45th start. His ERA is well over 5.00. Meanwhile, Meyer got 1, Berrios got 4, and May had 25.

So there's that

Not really good enough to be a starter, but not bad enough to take out of the rotation now that he's starting. 

[Aggies7]

This one will be restarted tonight.

[David HK]

 

Back in the 80's... I was a crawling Wikipedia of EGF nightspots. 

 

It was usually Tea Night somewhere. 

'Tea Night,' and 'crawling' seem to go hand in hand, there.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

This one will be restarted tonight.

LOL and I was thinking of changing my position back the other way, too.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

This one will be restarted tonight.

So... Brian doesn't have to write another intro?

 

Oh well.

 

Ya win some, ya lose some. And sometimes ya remember where ya last had 'em and find 'em again.

[Mr. Brooks]

Not really good enough to be a starter, but not bad enough to take out of the rotation now that he's starting.

Wait, what? An ERA well over 5 over 45 starts?? That's about as consistently terrible as you are going to get in the post steroid age.

[lukeduke1980]

 

No.

It can indeed get worse.

TR can start making trades...

[DaveW]

Good hockey and good basketball on tonight...we all know how this twins game ends.

[Aggies7]

Looking at the Minneapolis radar, finding some interesting town names

 

Faribault

Owatonna

Albert Lea

Chanhassan

 

 

I need a life

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Thrylos owes me $10,000 from our bet

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Wait, what? An ERA well over 5 over 45 starts?? That's about as consistently terrible as you are going to get in the post steroid age.

you just said the key word: consistency