Game Thread: Twins v Cleveland, 4/27 @ 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

 

yup, it's called injury insurance. 2.3 mil as a 20-something year old well invested would go a long ways for the dreaded one pitch , POP! And done. The odds of any athlete making it as a pro compared to the odds of injury make this a good hedge.

 

And with the 2.3 Million Dollars you could buy a Business that makes sausages at the Mall of America with a big glass window so everyone can see how they are made.

 

 

 

 

[DiscGolfer]

I predict a Sano long ball

[formerly33]

 

What do you call a zebra?

A zebra? Duh.

[David HK]

Hm....  2 on for Sano.  I'm trying to summon the spirit of Earl Weaver.... rise........ RISE!!!!!!

[HitInAPinch]

2 on, weak pitcher on the mound.  And Sano at bat.  LIKE

[John Kelsey]

Mauer is the only player in the majors to reach base in all 22 games this season. 

[USAFChief]

 

A zebra? Duh.

incorrect.

[Riverbrian]

 

What do you call a zebra?

 

The One I Own is named "Bob"

 

but you were probably going a different direction. 

[LaBombo]

 

Yay!  Dozey!  Way to move that runner over!  Oh...  never mind.

 

 

[HitInAPinch]

Oh my.....

[Jerr]

 

incorrect.

The zebra, duh.

[jimmer]

Man he hits that bad hard.

[D. Hocking]

 

Wait, did Mauer stick with Prince for his walkup song or is everyone still doing it?

 

He's had that TI song for 10 years!

 

He is going to use 7 for his first bat of the game for the rest of the season and use TI for the rest of his bats.

[DiscGolfer]

I win

[USAFChief]

If I was an Indian fan, on "Indians Daily," I'd be really, really torqued off about that 0-2 pitch.

[TFelton]

I predict a Sano long ball

close, me say. Nice call.

[David HK]

Cripe.  Can't we get some of that old plexiglass from the Dome and put it up there in center?

 

Wow, did he crush that ball-------

[Riverbrian]

 

I predict a Sano long ball

 

I was predicting a kinda long ball. 

[USAFChief]

You call it 26 sizes larger than a size "a."

[formerly33]

 

incorrect.

Uh ... did this question have a right answer? You asked what I call a zebra. I answered truthfully.

[USAFChief]

"in play, run(s)."

 

Me likey.

[DiscGolfer]

3 runs in the 1st?

[David HK]

Love how the boys are bringing manufacturing back to Minnesota.

[USAFChief]

 

3 runs in the 1st?

so far.

[HitInAPinch]

nice hustle by Arcia

[Riverbrian]

Nice dugout shot of Francona popping pills already. 

[Jerr]

You call it 26 sizes larger than a size "a."

Had to think a bit but got it lol!!!

 

Thought some more, wouldn't it be 25 times larger?

Edited April 28, 2016 by Jerr

[LaBombo]

When Mauer tags from third,  he runs with shorter steps and with no forward lean,  and with that long upper body it makes him look a little like one of the Milwaukee Sausage Racers.

 

 

 

[DiscGolfer]

I think they might be able to hold this lead for more than 8 minutes tonight

[jimbo92107]

Wow, three runs. Now maybe we'll see Berrios relax and bring his game!