Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 4/13/16 @ 7:10 CT

[Aggies7]

I wonder if they get together, like the 72 Dolphins, to watch what happens when a team gets close?

I hope they do.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Heads gotta roll... this is pathetic.. Brunansky should be canned ASAP

[SwainZag]

WELL.

[Puckett34]

sigh

[SwainZag]

 

Heads gotta roll... this is pathetic.. Brunansky should be canned ASAP

 

I highly doubt the team magically starts hitting with RISP if they can Bruno.

[ashbury]

I would tell Molitor that if he sacrifice bunts one more time, he is fired.

He should just pack his bags now, in that case. They'll be playing some NL teams later on in the season.

[Ultima Ratio]

Make it stop!

[Vanimal46]

You should definitely ask her out now. Get the rejection out of the way early.

If I sound depressed in the next day or 2 on these threads you'll know what happened. If I'M SUPER PUMPED UP YOU'LL ALSO KNOW WHY.

[Aggies7]

Good gracious.

[LaBombo]

 

I don't think Molitor thought that sac bunt through. What did he think would happen to Escobr, the team's best hitter with a left handed Rookie batting behind him?

 

 

The more Molagement I see, the harder it is to understand.    He makes me think that if he were mic'ed up all game and explaining his thought process in real time, I would either have a new understanding of baseball akin to experiencing total consciousness and oneness with the universe, or else be pretty sure he's a managerial Forrest Gump.

[mikeee]

I am boozed up for this.

[spinowner]

 

sigh

This is exactly what I was about to type

[Vanimal46]

You might want to talk to Favre before you try to woo someone by posting pics through your phone.

In my generation it's still creepy, but sometimes accepted practice

[Foghorn Leghorn]

 

I highly doubt the team magically starts hitting with RISP if they can Bruno.

and they cant with him lol

[Mike Sixel]

Good thing when I said book it, I didn't have access for a way to do do......

[Vanimal46]

If you like a woman, you should always ask. Otherwise, you still regret the what if. Fear is stupid. The worst that can happen, she says no.

This is the kind of fatherly advice I'm looking for.

[Platoon]

Crusher was my fave! Even though his signature move was apparently a headlock.

I think I spotted a foreign object? Lol

[Mike Sixel]

This is the kind of fatherly advice I'm looking for.

I am pretty sure what I want to type right now is a violation of TD rules.....

[Blake]

So much for the insurmountable 1 run lead by the Sox.

 

 

 

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

It is ok though guys!! The 91 twins went 2-9!! Championship caliber baseball here!

[ashbury]

This is the kind of fatherly advice I'm looking for.

Here is some more: "she's out of your league, Son."

[David HK]

Well, I'm going to actually work now.  (Expletive) this.  When a 1-0 deficit seems insurmountable, 3-0 surely cannot be overcome.   

[Vanimal46]

I wouldn't be susprised if Partners in Crime were in my mom's basement. My parents liked Agatha Christie...

 

But yeah, go. Have more courage than the likes of me. But remember failure should not lead to dispair... The future is now.

YES! Let's do this. She's the type of girl that probably hasn't been single for more than a week since she was 14...

 

Somehow I make her laugh and there's a drunk make out session on the resume already...

[Aggies7]

I just...have no words at this point.

[Blake]

On the upside, we stand a good chance of not watching Jepsen be Jepsen 2016.

[Mike Sixel]

YES! Let's do this. She's the type of girl that probably hasn't been single for more than a week since she was 14...

 

Somehow I make her laugh and there's a drunk make out session on the resume already...

Wait, she already kissed you? This is information we maybe should have had before.....

[Foghorn Leghorn]

 

YES! Let's do this. She's the type of girl that probably hasn't been single for more than a week since she was 14...

Somehow I make her laugh and there's a drunk make out session on the resume already...

You're in.

Seal the deal.

[Platoon]

OMG- the Rasslin' stuff is taking me back-- way back---

The Crusher Bolo, the Claw--  Dick the Bruiser, Luscious Lars Anderson, Bockwinkle, Gagne... You could hear all the TVs in the neighborhood tuned in on a summer Saturday night, and we kids would practice the moves in the yard- ouch.

 

Quote from Wiki:  According to AWA wrestler (and son of AWA promoter Verne Gagne) Greg Gagne , All-Star Wrestling was the second highest rated program in St. Paul, Minnesota (behind only 60 Minutes). All-Star Wrestling at its peak, earned a 25 rating and a 64 share.

 

Dem was da days.

I was amazed that Greg wrestled in the AWA, and played short for the Twins also.

[LaBombo]

 

If I sound depressed in the next day or 2 on these threads you'll know what happened. If I'M SUPER PUMPED UP YOU'LL ALSO KNOW WHY.

 

If nothing else, you've given us something to root for besides the Twins scoring a run, let alone getting a win.   I'd rather put my money on you, even if the coworker is Scarlett Johansson's hotter sister. 

[USAFChief]

 

I don't think I heard any booing from the crowd after that abysmal lack of a sacrifice or a clutch hit.  I guess it's fine to play like this for Minnesota fans?

Dude.  There's nobody there.