Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 4/13/16 @ 7:10 CT

[John Kelsey]

I'll be there tonight. If they win, I'm expecting everyone here to buy me tickets for the remainder of the home games this season. 

[Dr. Evil]

I thought he did the claw? Mad Dog Vachon maybe?

Remember that high stepping march the Barron did when he had just had enough? Edited April 13, 2016 by Spikecurveball

[Pardon My Dinger]

i'll be behind the sux dugout, giving them hell tonight.

 

...if we lose, we're all gonna burn this mother down, right, guys? Drew? You with me?

[Pardon My Dinger]

Jk. Lolzzzz. We're gonna win.

[NoCryingInBaseball]

 

I'll be at the game tonight, and not chatting it up on the game thread tonight.  I'm hoping I bring a little luck to the hometown nine tonight. 

Me too!! We'll team up to change things up tonight!

[twinsnorth49]

 

Remember that high stepping march the Barron did when he had just had enough?

Lol, the goose step before unleashing the claw. Priceless.

 

"Dat is all da people need to know"!

[Platoon]

IIRC, the Baron Was no dummy, he had a degree in zoology from Nebraska, I think. That was the Golden Age of the Squared Circle!

Edited April 13, 2016 by Platoon

[USAFChief]

 

I'll be there tonight. If they win, I'm expecting everyone here to buy me tickets for the remainder of the home games this season. 

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[Blake]

 

Lol, the goose step before unleashing the claw. Priceless.

 

"Dat is all da people need to know"!

And yet you make fun of Chief's age?

[twinsnorth49]

And yet you make fun of Chief's age?

Who doesn't? It's part of being a member.

[USAFChief]

 

Who doesn't? It's part of being a member.

whatever drives up page hits, I guess.

[USAFChief]

 

And yet you make fun of Chief's age?

See, what he's not sharing with us is, those 'rasslin' episodes are first run TV on CTV.

[Blake]

 

See, what he's not sharing with us is, those 'rasslin' episodes are first run TV on CTV.

Probably in black and white too.

[ashbury]

 I just wonder if this means Park is further in the "doghouse" than we realize.  

http://cdn.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/1x1/425x1000/0x0/0x0/0/1794798298369631223.jpeg

 

Sometimes a day off is just a day off.

[ashbury]

Dude, we're just, like, doing that thing when you're arm wrestling and you look like you're going to lose, then you get all bug-eyed and the other guy goes "oh no (gulp)," and you come back and slam his hand on table because made the mistake of awaking the sleeping giant. 

http://www.thejimbolist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/martyfeldman.jpg

 

14-time world champion arm wrestler Marty Feldman demonstrating his form.

[twinsnorth49]

See, what he's not sharing with us is, those 'rasslin' episodes are first run TV on CTV.

Ummm, television? I listen to wrestling on the radio, you mean you don't?

 

What the?!

[SwainZag]

 

Good point with Hughes on the mound, and like I said I'm glad Kepler is playing.  I just wonder if this means Park is further in the "doghouse" than we realize.  

 

Rosario has also hit lefties better than righties in his career....which isn't a huge sample size, but still.

[twinsnorth49]

Rosario has also hit lefties better than righties in his career....which isn't a huge sample size, but still.

Don't trifle us with facts, there's a meme happening here.

[Winston Smith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G22rzJWVrlQ

 

Da Crusher

[Brock Beauchamp]

Don't trifle us with facts, there's a meme happening here.

ONE CANNOT TRIFLE WITH FACTS

 

GOOD DAY SIR

[twinsnorth49]

ONE CANNOT TRIFLE WITH FACTS

 

GOOD DAY SIR

DON'T BOTHER ME WITH TRIFlES BROCK!!!

[twinsnorth49]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G22rzJWVrlQ

 

Da Crusher

Crusher was my fave! Even though his signature move was apparently a headlock.

[scottz]

 

I thought you were dead?

I'm feeling much better.

[USAFChief]

 

I'm feeling much better.

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[Vanimal46]

DON'T BOTHER ME WITH TRIFlES BROCK!!!

I don't blame you, truffles look disgusting!

[Dr. Evil]

Should there be a Walter Johnson statue outside the stadium?

[David HK]

 

 

It's a beautiful day out in Minneapolis and an even better day to beat the White Sox! 

Great opening!  Nice to see Big Max in the lineup too.  Keep in mind, though, any day is a good day to beat the White Sox.  A day with a plague of locusts and zombies run amok would be a good day to beat the White Sox.  

Let's get 'em boys.  I'm ready to go- at my desk, pretending to work as hard as I can, with teeny-tiny sized game feed in the background.  

[USAFChief]

 

Great opening!  Nice to see Big Max in the lineup too.  Keep in mind, though, any day is a good day to beat the White Sox.  A day with a plague of locusts and zombies run amok would be a good day to beat the White Sox.

Let's get 'em boys.  I'm ready to go- at my desk, pretending to work as hard as I can, with teeny-tiny sized game feed in the background.  

Whew...I had to check CNN to see if HK was still there.  It appears you were making funny.

[ashbury]

Whew...I had to check CNN to see if HK was still there.  It appears you were making funny.

Go see 10 Cloverfield Lane.

[USAFChief]

 

Go see 10 Cloverfield Lane.

Who's she?

 

Edit:  shoulda went with "where's she appearing?"