Game Thread: Nats v Twins, 4/21 @ 7:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

It'd be ok with me if we tacked on a run or three here.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

19 minutes ago, wabene said:

I coached my nephews flag football team that has one current NHL'er on it

Nobody joked that NHL players shouldn't be playing in kids flag football leagues? And you teed it up so nicely 🙂

[USAFChief]

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Nobody joked that NHL players shouldn't be playing in kids flag football leagues? And you teed it up so nicely 🙂

Shame on me

 

[wabene]

2 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Nobody joked that NHL players shouldn't be playing in kids flag football leagues? And you teed it up so nicely 🙂

Especially funny after my grammar lesson above, lol. In my defense mine was a typo 

[jkcarew]

Is it just my imagination or can Miranda NOT get the ball in the air this year?

[stringer bell]

Gallo—two true outcomes tonight. 

[Nine of twelve]

Home plate ump is showing us why we need electronic pitch calling.

[Parfigliano]

Rats.  Again.

[ziggy]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Nobody joked that NHL players shouldn't be playing in kids flag football leagues? And you teed it up so nicely 

I had one but erased it. I'm new here and don't know the sensitivities of the posters yet.

[USAFChief]

We have two exceptional offensive qualities.

1. K'ing

2. Bouncing into DPs

 

[CoastiePilot08]

Snooze fest offense yet again. 

[Craig Arko]

Just now, ziggy said:

I had one but erased it. I'm new here and don't know the sensitivities of the posters yet.

Don’t worry, we’re all bots.

[stringer bell]

It was my hope that the Twins would get another three-inning save from a just-promoted pitcher. It looks like we are going to have to go with the A-group instead. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, ziggy said:

I had one but erased it. I'm new here and don't know the sensitivities of the posters yet.

Count on:

Low sensitivity 

Low intelligence 

Lowbrow humor 

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

We have two exceptional offensive qualities.

1. K'ing

2. Bouncing into DPs

 

Forgot pop ups

[UpstateNewYorker]

I thought we might see JLopez here.

[ziggy]

Quote

Count on:

Low sensitivity 

Low intelligence 

Lowbrow humor 

Toss in juvenile and bad spelling and I'm all in.

[Parfigliano]

Thats a mean slider for the K

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, ziggy said:

Toss in juvenile and bad spelling and I'm all in.

I don't know what juvenile spelling is.

[HokieRif]

is that snow?

[USAFChief]

Just now, HokieRif said:

is that snow?

According to Dick, yes.

[Parfigliano]

Based on that crowd shot was this game not on the schedule?

[Vanimal46]

3 minutes ago, Craig Arko said:

Don’t worry, we’re all bots.

Your Netflix account is on hold! Click this link and give me your credit card info. Totally safe 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

Based on that crowd shot was this game not on the schedule?

Not for very many, it wasn't. 

[ziggy]

1 minute ago, Vanimal46 said:

Your Netflix account is on hold! Click this link and give me your credit card info. Totally safe 

8675309 90210 BR549....if you get that last stanza you are old.

[USAFChief]

Uffda.

[HokieRif]

wth is Larnach doing with that throw???

[RpR]

IF this game goes into the 10th, 60 percent chance Twins lose.

[rwilfong86]

I would rather see Jorge Lopez in this spot than Jax. And now the Nats can take the lead here.

[Aggies7]

That was possibly the worst throw from the outfield I’ve ever seen in my life