Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 8/30/2022 @ 6:40pm

[BH67]

4 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Cleveland up 5-1  in the 5th

Watkins retired the first 11 Cleveland batters.  He was pulled before the end of the 5th inning.

But if my "jinx" is that powerful, then I'll be sure to point out fabulous Cleveland early game successes throughout September.?

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

So, can I brush my teeth and scrub grout at the same time as long as I toss the brush after I'm done?

Most definitely.  In fact o can rinse your month with any water left over.

[rwilfong86]

This home plate ump is gonna make this a long night 

[PDX Twin]

Just now, wabene said:

In the same week the man runs 9 plus miles and celebrates 48 years of marriage. Very impressive. 

It wasn't I who did the running...

[wsnydes]

Just now, RickOShea said:

Most definitely.  In fact o can rinse your month with any water left over.

So convenient!

[RickOShea]

Anyone send an email to the Twins broadcast office, suggesting Morneau shut the hell up?

[RickOShea]

Boo Hoo, Devers is throwing a tantrum.

[BH67]

Positive but inelegant start for Archer.  Bullpen Bingo will begin early tonight.

[mrtwinsfan]

Looking a bit Grumpy Xander 

[Squirrel]

4 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Anyone send an email to the Twins broadcast office, suggesting Morneau shut the hell up?

Dude ,,, you do have a choice not to listen.

And maybe you should write your own letters? ?

[RickOShea]

Just now, mrtwinsfan said:

Looking a bit Grumpy Xander 

Xander is mad as he failed for the third year in a row to be a kid's choice for the Make-a-wish program.

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Dude ,,, you do have a choice not to listen.

And maybe you should write your own letters? ?

 

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Dude ,,, you do have a choice not to listen.

And maybe you should write your own letters? ?

True, but I choose not to, as I was making an observation.

[rwilfong86]

Gordon is the guy tonight 

[SwainZag]

? 1st inning runs!!!

[wabene]

19 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

It wasn't I who did the running...

Oops my bad. The marriage part is still enough to color me impressed! For me to achieve that I would have to make it to 103. ?

[LVTwinsfan]

19 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Anyone send an email to the Twins broadcast office, suggesting Morneau shut the hell up?

Let me know how that works out

[mrtwinsfan]

Gordon nice job ,  after 2 walks at least taking a pitch,  Talents there its up to him,

[USAFChief]

2 out RBI, the key to life.

[mrtwinsfan]

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

Let me know how that works out

Article on the site today about announcers,

[mrtwinsfan]

Clubber Cave,

[Vanimal46]

Who is this body double wearing Jake Cave’s jersey? If he’s getting hot, look out world. 

[USAFChief]

Cave, man!

[rwilfong86]

Cave has been a pleasant surprise. He's definitely earning his playing time right now 

[IndianaTwin]

[LVTwinsfan]

[wsnydes]

Just now, IndianaTwin said:

Beat me to it!

[Vanimal46]

Without cheating and looking it up, who is older. Jake Cave or Chris Archer? And by how many years?

[ashbury]

It's Jake Cave's world. We just live in it.

[IndianaTwin]

1 hour ago, wsnydes said:

...Or, in 1926 Jack Hobbs scores 316 not out at Lord's.  I don't have any idea what that means, but it sounds impressive!  I should learn something about cricket, I guess.  ...

You think that's impressive? He scored 61,237 runs in his career.* And Chief had him on his fantasy team a couple of those years, I believe. 

 

*I don't know what that means, either.

[LVTwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Beat me to it!

This one’s good