GAME THREAD: Twins @ Tigers (x2), 5/31/22, 12:10CT | 1:10ET & 6:10CT | 7:10ET

[CRF]

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

I obviously do not. 

Look at it this way...when we go out to a double digit lead, maybe the Clemens kid can move over from 2nd and pitch the last inning or two.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

I obviously do not. 

Luckily, you're in a game thread so somebody may tell you a couple three times!  

[weitz41]

Good day for the Twins minor leaguers. Smetzer was great, Sand up next and Jermaine Palacios gets the start in both games. Great to see all of these guys today. Jermaine Palacios has paid his dues and deserves his major league pay check. With the 13? on IL hope most of them get to stick around for more.

[Puckett34]

22 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I hear he's pitching from second base.  I haven't found where that's legal in the rules yet.

Yeah, but its not-not legal

[Craig Arko]

2 minutes ago, Puckett34 said:

Yeah, but its not-not legal

A game thread is the last place I’d expect to find paraconsistent logic.

[Puckett34]

10 minutes ago, Craig Arko said:

A game thread is the last place I’d expect to find paraconsistent logic.

You'll find paraconsistent logic is one of my specialties

 

 

[shortround81]

21 minutes ago, Craig Arko said:

A game thread is the last place I’d expect to find paraconsistent logic.

Get that $2 word outta this dime store joint!

[wsnydes]

28 minutes ago, Puckett34 said:

Yeah, but its not-not legal

This is good enough for me!  Play ball!

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

This is good enough for me!  Play ball!

I can't believe there is so much time between games ... 

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

I can't believe there is so much time between games ... 

Sounds like extra time for you to get more chicken!

It's like we're so used to a slow, plodding pace that we don't know what to do when it actually moves at a reasonable pace.

[CRF]

Just now, Squirrel said:

I can't believe there is so much time between games ... 

I was just thinking the same thing. I hate these split day/night double headers! Is it really all about the money? So they can charge two admissions? I miss the old days where it was 30 min between games.

[Craig Arko]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

I can't believe there is so much time between games ... 

You have time to shoe shop.

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, CRF said:

I was just thinking the same thing. I hate these split day/night double headers! Is it really all about the money? So they can charge two admissions? I miss the old days where it was 30 min between games.

Gotta give enough time for Comerica to fill up with Tiger fans. I'm guessing a packed house. 

[USAFChief]

Speaking of my therapist (bah-dum-tschh), she told me I'm preoccupied with revenge.

Oh yeah? Well we'll just see about that, missy.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

4 hours ago, stringer bell said:

I only play golf on days that end in “y”. 

Days ends in an s...

[rwilfong86]

14 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

I can't believe there is so much time between games ... 

I'd prefer to go back to back without the 3 hour break. It means I have to do real life stuff instead of watching baseball after work and that's not acceptable.

[rwilfong86]

9 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Gotta give enough time for Comerica to fill up with Tiger fans. I'm guessing a packed house. 

I think I head counted about 14 people earlier ?

[rwilfong86]

Looking at the matchup tonight, I like the Twins chances and I'm not an optimistic person by nature. The fact the opposing pitcher has an era of 20 should give the Twins a good chance of stealing a game with their "B" team. 

[CRF]

3 minutes ago, rwilfong86 said:

I think I head counted about 14 people earlier ?

That was including the beer vendors and ushers. 

[RickOShea]

24 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Speaking of my therapist (bah-dum-tschh), she told me I'm preoccupied with revenge.

Oh yeah? Well we'll just see about that, missy.

Just like Montezuma's?

[shortround81]

22 minutes ago, rwilfong86 said:

I think I head counted about 14 people earlier ?

And that was just press!

[PDX Twin]

MLB.TV says that today's Twins' games are on "BSNOX," so I'm expecting noxious BS from the booth.  

[rwilfong86]

1 minute ago, PDX Twin said:

MLB.TV says that today's Twins' games are on "BSNOX," so I'm expecting noxious BS from the booth.  

Since I don't live in Minnesota before the last few weeks I'd never seen the Bally Sports North Twins pregame and postgame, since MLB.TV includes it I am loving watching them now.

[CRF]

6 minutes ago, rwilfong86 said:

Since I don't live in Minnesota before the last few weeks I'd never seen the Bally Sports North Twins pregame and postgame, since MLB.TV includes it I am loving watching them now.

Just remember to ignore Tim Laudner. 

[rwilfong86]

8 minutes ago, CRF said:

Just remember to ignore Tim Laudner. 

I'll keep that in mind!?

[shortround81]

18 minutes ago, CRF said:

Just remember to ignore Tim Laudner. 

Every family has THAT uncle

[wsnydes]

32 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

MLB.TV says that today's Twins' games are on "BSNOX," so I'm expecting noxious BS from the booth.  

Is this somehow different than any other day?

[nicksaviking]

2 hours ago, USAFChief said:

Anybody know what position Roger Clemens' kid plays?

Pharmaceutical rep?

[PDX Twin]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Is this somehow different than any other day?

Usually there is no X on the end, suggesting NO BS.

[CRF]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

Every family has THAT uncle

He's great on the Jeff Belzer commercials. On the Twins broadcasts...not so much. I love the one where he wakes up and starts screaming when he sees the Belzer-wife next to him.